Hi I'm Andy but you can call me Jason if you like. From UK writing from some random shit hole bar in Tenerife.
Hi I'm Georgina but you can call me Doris if you like. I'm so cool, I didn't even welcome the OP to BHW in my reply.
If you can't understand that I'm a self-obsessed douche from my first reply to you in which I didn't bother welcoming you in at all, then that's OK, say what you want to me in reply, zero fucks given on my behalf, my head is so far up Ste Hughes's arse I won't be able to hear you anyway.
BTW - click my sig, I might make me some money from this fucking useless post where I thought of saying something smart without even having the common decency to say welcome.
p.s. - I'm in Tenerife atm, did I mention that?
Found its first pube, feeling like a big man. Ah stick that dummy back in and be a good little boy.
My signature? I give it away Kiddy. I don't use it.
0 fucks given, however you feel the need to reply to my comment. Ahhh how I wish I was you. Now run along and tidy your toys up little big man.
Why don't you do us all a favour and shut your hole.
Alright I gotta stool and I'm drunk.
Let's do this.
Not sure if I can waste my time on something that is probably Charlie Floate or some other dreg of society that I have upset on another account.
Jason is a Canadian living in Mexico you're in Tenerife and some guy just picked a fight with you for nuthin.
That's some pretty cool shit if you think about it we're on a black hat SEO forum. Mind boggles.
One day you are in for a big shock.