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Hello and Welcome to My Introduction! Thank you for Participating!

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by SkieFyre, Jul 5, 2013.

  1. SkieFyre

    SkieFyre Newbie

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    Ahhhhh.. runs around screaming pulling out hair.. :eek:

    Did you know that Dragons are fun creatures? :rolleyes: They really like going around eating your Introductions. I am not kidding, I am serious folks!! I had a nice intro all typed out and then that darn pesky dragon just swooped in and ATE it!! Seriously, What was up with that? :eek: Ohh, so now what? You can't even do an intro on a forum these days without, your neighborhood, friendly, curious, playful, sneaky lil pesky dragon stealing all your words? MMM... I guess they Were good and crunchy!! Yep, that darn pesky dragon just whipped me out. Cleared everything I had written. Kinda sucks really. I guess I will have to copy the text before previewing next time (mental note: copy before preview, copy before preview, and remember to tell them imagionary squirls to hush!!).

    O K, now that I've dealt with that..

    Hello and Welcome To My Introduction,

    I'm harmless, I tell you, harmless! I sware I'm not psycho or demented or anything! I only dunk my honey nut cheerios a couple times before eating them, I'm normal. Seriously!?

    Shhh.. can you hear that? Shhh.. just sit there for a second and be very very quiet..

    I know I'm not the only one that can hear that..

    You can hear that cant you?

    Shhhh... If you actually listen then you would be able to hear it..

    Do you hear it now?

    Ohhhh, Come On Already.. I know you can hear it too..

    Its the Voices..

    Over in the Corner..

    Thier talking again..

    They like talking, over in dark corners..

    They Like makeing people think your nuts..

    Seee... there they go again..

    Thier talking again..

    Please tell me you can hear them..

    Its the Imagionary squirls..

    Ahhhhhh.. They got me... Thi..er.. Ta..king O..ver.. t.he.. k..eyb..oa..rd.. ca..nt..st..op..th..em..

    We are the imagionary squirls, we come in peace, bow down to us, we are your leaders, if you do not submit, we will hide in your dark corners, we will overtake you, talk about you, tell you to do very very bad things, and scare the poo out of you when you least expect it.. muahahaha..

    Now wheres that pesky dragon when you need it?

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    Well, that was fun!!

    Anyways, Now that I got your attention, I am new here!

    Just to answer a few questions:

    No, I'm Not crazy, delusional, or whatever you might be thinking right now..

    I believe that Creativity is a bad thing to waste.
    I enjoy making people laugh and smile and wonder WTH? Its fun.

    No, I didn't come from the idiot fun factory, or hit all the branches coming down the idiot fun factory tree.. although I can be an idiot and do idiotic things sometimes. Don't we all?

    Yes, I have my own personality, obviously.

    Yes, the dragon and imagionary squirls all have names.
    No, I'm not going to give you those names.

    Why am I here?

    To annoy and take over the universe.. muahahahaha..

    Just Kidding..

    I am here because I came across this accidently and found that it has alot of useful information on it that might help with some of the projects that I'm trying to do. I'm new at this whole IM thing. I have a lot of ideas in my head that I'm not sure how to share with the world. I do enjoy trying to help others when I can. I care about people. I honestly have no idea what I'm doing, how to do it, etc.. I'm just winging it so to speak. Learning as I go. Making mistakes as I go, which is normal, but i'm trying to learn what mistakes I'm actually doing, and how to actually go about fixing them.
    I do have a blog, and have tried making a couple of websites, they do get some hits, but not enough right now to really matter. I want more, I crave more, I need more.

    I think (which isn't always a good thing lol) that part of my problem is Information.
    There is a lot of info out there. you can get info overload, especially with all the schemes, scams, etc.. I've noticed that there are a lot of those out there too. They promise to make you money but don't deliver. The problem is finding the right info that actually does help, not the wrong info that just leaves you broke or bankrupt.

    Hence, why i'm here.. Just landed on your door step, watching all you seasoned pros (mmm.. seasoned pros are good and crunchy with bbq.. best reguards.. "SkieFyre's pesky Dragon"), Taking a little bit of info and insight into how it all works, and adding my own tweaks and little things that float around in my head, and putting them all to use. I am hopeing that with my ideas and your knowledge, I might make fewer mistakes, or I should say learn from your mistakes and try to not make them myself. (and apparently, Mr. Dragon keeps eating most of my smilies. I put them on here and they keep dissappearing!?)

    I'm Telling you man.. You really need to watch out for them Dragons and imagionary squirls, thier bad!!

    Well, this is just a small Introduction, hope you enjoyed, and Thank You for your Participation!!

    If nothing else, I hope you walk away from this laughing..

    Just remember, Don't judge a book by its cover, not everything is always as it seems, and everything as it seems is what it seems to be, you wont know the difference until you open it up and read it.

    Thanks Again,
    SkieFyre

    Hey, I think the squirls are having fun again!! For some reason preview posts isn't working for me.. And what does it mean by token has expired? Yeah, Strawberry blond moment? My bad, I am one and I do have those lol :hahaha:

    Man, them imagionary squirls hid the post button again.. Geesh.. Can't a girl ever get a break?
     
  2. WizGizmo

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    Huh? . . . .
     
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  3. .Oscar

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    What did I just read?
     
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    Yes! ...But a nice read !
     
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    he's purposely doing it....
     
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  7. RushingWind

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    Congratulations on your B-S-T. Good luck. Wait...sorry, I thought this was the sales pitch for the latest adventure game :p
     
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    cool we need some chicks on bath salts around here.
     
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    Just say no to drugs.
     
  10. SkieFyre

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    I am a she, not a he. I don't do drugs, or bath salts. Yes, it was purposefully written the way it was written for a reason. Seeing as that I am new here, I was testing the waters. Ya know, getting my feet a little wet? Its kinda like when you first go to the ocean, and your standing there with the wind blowing through your hair, looking out over the sea, listening to the waves crash on the shore. you want to take a step or 2 to the edge, but your unsure weither its nice and warm or freezing cold. you feel the sand between your toes and under your feet, each step you take seems to be more exhillerating, more mesmerizing.. then.. out of the blue.. coming from out of no where.. you get shoved from behind.. landing head first into the deep blue sea.. kinda ruins the precious special moment you were hopeing for.. but oh well, it happens right? Its all good. Everything will be ok! There will always be other moments.. Yeah, ya know, kinda like that..
     
  11. Asif WILSON Khan

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    Cool, but are you a dude or a girl ?
     
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    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Edit: See you answered my question above.
    Now, next question, WTF ?
     
  13. unclemike

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    Fucking dragons ate my text too......
     
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    I Think This Is The Longest Introduction By Anyone....

    Anyway Welcome Aboard.Enjoy Your Stay.
     
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  15. MaverickonRoids

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    In all fairness, you can't fault us for thinking you are taking, after all, when do you really get a chance to see dragons?
     
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    Weirdest introduction I have seen since signing up at BHW.
     
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    Ditto

     
  18. SkieFyre

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    Yes, I can understand why some of you might think i'm on something. I'm Not. It's just a little bit of creative writing that I was testing out. As for seeing Dragons? I see them on tv, movies, etc. and sometimes I see them when looking up at the clouds. Ever been standing outside on a semi cloudy day? look up at the sky sometime. You can see all kinds of things. Dragons, Turtles, both real and mythological creatures. Sometimes you can see the Castles floating, Cities floating. Use Your Imagination, Your sub-concious mind. Your Inner mind. Let go of fears. When you let yourself be free to be able to be creative and use your imagination, there's nothing that can stop you from being you, or making your dreams a reality. We all have dreams, Goals and so on and so forth.. Its like letting your Light Shine! Being who you really are, is what makes, You, You! I tend to not worry to much about what others think, although I do respect thier opinions and listen to the advice I receive. We all have opinions. I do really appreciate all of the responses. A lot of them are quite interesting. You can learn a lot by how people react to what you say and do. Like this little introduction experiment of mine.. I actually am learning as I go. I can honestly say that this has been quite interesting so far. I wonder How much more interesting my nice little stay here is going to end up.
     
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    Maybe you took a wrong turn somewhere, as this is not an art blog. It's an IM forum. Hopefully you can contribute something meaningful to it sometime in the future, rather than just blabbering about seeing creatures in many things.

    Just saying.
     
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    @OP
    "How I met your Dragon". Its a cult TV series. You should watch it.
     
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