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He stuck 2 hammers in his butt to get rid of constipation!

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  1. andreyg13

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    Well, here is something that you don't see every day, it happened in Romania. This is from January 2009 but it came across my way as i cleaned my inbox this morning and i thought this must be shared :)

    A guy arrived in serious condition at the hospital after sticking 2 hammers in his butt to get rid of constipation. while beeing drunk he ate some stewed fruit and he got constipated. Then he sticked the first hammer to get rid of the pips and the handle broke. He thought that the best way to get the first hammer out is to stick another one in. Sadly the second one broke of too.

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    Below is the link to to the original article:

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    http://www.libertatea.ro/detalii/articol/si-a-indesat-doua-ciocane-in-fund-248608.html
     
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  2. Ziloo

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    I guess he really was 'hammered' hehe :D
     
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    Get the fuck outta here.. Wtf man, how does one get the business end of a hammer in ones business end? Wow.
     
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    Thats what i always do... works perfectly... :confused:
     
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    Well, I also didn't think this is possible but still, this was all over the news 2 years ago. You gotta have some balls and a very low iq to pull this deal through :D
     
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    Btw, there was also a small bonus inside, a beer jug handle which no one knows how it got there :D

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    Ah man this is sick :eek:! 2 of them? this guy must be mad.
     
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    A typical Romanian Friday night probably :p
     
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    holy shit! i hope he didnt have piles in the future! Next time tell him to insert pineapple lol ........
     
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    Wow.... Move over, internet meme Goatse, you have officially been one upped. :p

    All things considered, I'm somewhat disturbed by the quality of Romanian hammers. His ass is probably the male equivalent of the vagina dentata and consumes nearby objects as he sleeps. ( ̄~ ̄;)
     
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    I really should -rep you for that lame joke :)
     
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    (This) "Superman" was banned from flying...


    the metal detector at the gate wouldn't allow him to board any flight.




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    Aww. That must have hurt, really xD
     
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    like i said, balls and low iq :D
     
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    And I always think to myself how would she want me to open the pipes?

    not true -You should see what my neighbour is shoving into his ass
     
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    I would like to know the thought process of someone thinking this... "hrmmm lets see.. hammer in butt? WHY YES thats a perfect idea!!!"

    How do you even come to the conclusion LOL
     
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    lool, get him on video and upload on youtube, you'll get millions of views, lool