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He is my Father... Lets role.

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by CrabWalker, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. CrabWalker

    CrabWalker Newbie

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    Have plaid on the white side of the force it is now time to dabble with the dark side. You need to know all ends of a knot to untie it, right? And well I want to make money and well lets get the better of these massive conglomerates.

    Where do I start? Any key threads that will help me get going on the Black Hat path?

    I'll look forward to being able to contributing,
    CrabWalker
    AKA Relentless Peasant
     
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  2. CrabWalker

    CrabWalker Newbie

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    Edited this second message :)
     
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    apekillape Senior Member Premium Member

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  4. CyberDilemma

    CyberDilemma Regular Member

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    I would start out with some of the stickied threads in each category. Some of the admins/mods and senior members have put together some great "how to" posts which usually end up stickied.
     
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  5. jamesdin

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    start with what you feel you can do, read, read, and read, after it, choose something to implement according to it, and what people say about it, there are plenty of things you can choose, so take your time and do a search...
     
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  6. Rambo

    Rambo BANNED BANNED

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    Find the collective thread that Harro made which contains all the money making methods on this forum that are very informative. I suggest you start there. And welcome!
     
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  7. CrabWalker

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    Cool thanks guys!

    Ill check out all the 'stickied' stuff and will start with Harro Money making Methods.

    Tx again and see you around the forum.
     
  8. CrabWalker

    CrabWalker Newbie

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    Coming back to this intro.

    Must say I havnt been this ampt for SEM in a while. Already tried one or two things and looking good.

    Feels like this is the bootcamp of SEO. Strictly White Hat forums are like summer camps. They are fantastic but this seems to be getting into it the nittygritty.
     
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  9. scubaslick

    scubaslick Regular Member

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    "Have plaid on the whiteside."

    I think I just found the name for my next boy-band.

    Or maybe, "Plaid side of the force." It's the next Queer Eye.

    Anyway, welcome aboard.
    Here's your agenda.

    Pick one from column A:
    Traffic Arbitrage
    Cookie Stuffing
    Blog Farming
    Social Marketing
    Blog and Ping to Ads*ense
    Blog and Ping to CPA
    Cr*aig's List spam
    Fa*cebook ownage
    Mys*pace pimping
    eWhoring
    Video pwnge
    Yahoo Answ*er Snipage
    Article Marketing
    Ousourcing of one of the above

    Pick one and only one.
    Spend exactly 4 hours reading these forums about it and if you must download stuff about it (although I recommend against the download section until you're making $100/mo or more already; it's a trap; trust me)
    Do it until you make a profit and don't come back here except to ask questions. THIS IS IMPORTANT: DO NOT COME BACK HERE OR TO ANY OTHER FORUM EXCEPT TO ASK A SPECIFIC QUESTION ABOUT THE METHOD YOU CHOOSE. YOU WILL FIND THIS PLACE AND ALL OTHER FORUMS ARE BOTTOMLESS PITS OF TIME WASTING.

    Don't get me wrong, I love it here. There's incredibly useful information here. But 99% of people, myself included, do not have the discipline necessary to avoid all the pretty shiny "newest methods" out there and get distracted into never making a profit.

    Be fearful young Jedi. The actual Dark Side is: never doing anything.

    Further rules:

    Until you make a profit don't download ANYTHING after the 4 hour mark.

    Until you make a profit don't try any new methods.

    Until you make a profit don't buy anything other than hosting and domains (this includes nifty scripts and time saving software; you don't NEED to save time right now. You need to learn how to do shit manually so that when your software goes KERFLOOEY! you're smart enough to recognize it before you get eaten alive and lose all your hard earned profits.)

    Until you make a profit: DON'T. GIVE. UP.

    I made two tiny mental changes that led to me actually beginning to make money.

    1) I decided I was going to make my living doing this if it took me until the day I die. I will never give up. Period. This mindset makes me much more relaxed about each individual failure and heartbreak. It's just education, not failure.

    2) I decided to intentionally fuck up a few times. Launch campaigns and sites that I KNEW either weren't ready or would get me slapped/banned. This boils down to face your fears by jumping into the snake pit. I'll put together a graphic one day showing my income as it directly relates to doing what you're afraid to do. Might be helpful for other giant wishy washy pussies like me.

    There you have it. Uncle scuba's recipe for making a few bucks.

    Go!

    Shoo!

    Good luck.
     
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  10. eastado

    eastado Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I sorry I didn't get you who is your father again ?
     
  11. CrabWalker

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    Be fearful young Jedi. The actual Dark Side is: never doing anything.

    lol

    thanks scubaslick i like your attitude - good boost to my moral. My friends call me Naction (i know boyband reinvented) and I have always ended up in the snake pit because of it. At least we have stories to tell.



    So here i am and look forward to the journey. All the best to you.