- Feb 12, 2015
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So, last night this guy was there at the bar. He asked me what my first name was and I said Andrew.
- Oh Andrew, your name day is Nov30 and its going to be a Tuesday. The next time nov30is going to be Tuesday is 2027(havent checked either)
So, I said wow, and moved on. He was mentally disabled, but like the Vegas type. And kind. And kind of poor looking at his perfectly cleaned, ironed $5 shirt and grey cotton pants.
And I suddenly felt ashamed for my shallowness. Me and my wife want to buy this car and that car, and that mf actually came with train man. And I fucking noticed that its a five buck shirt..
So yea, there is this pure human being and I want to buy a Volvo and a Challenger..
Even though happiness is just a fucking apple juice (thats what he drank)
Man I fucking hate myself..
- Oh Andrew, your name day is Nov30 and its going to be a Tuesday. The next time nov30is going to be Tuesday is 2027(havent checked either)
So, I said wow, and moved on. He was mentally disabled, but like the Vegas type. And kind. And kind of poor looking at his perfectly cleaned, ironed $5 shirt and grey cotton pants.
And I suddenly felt ashamed for my shallowness. Me and my wife want to buy this car and that car, and that mf actually came with train man. And I fucking noticed that its a five buck shirt..
So yea, there is this pure human being and I want to buy a Volvo and a Challenger..
Even though happiness is just a fucking apple juice (thats what he drank)
Man I fucking hate myself..