My mom has stories of all the famous people she ever met: Brian McKnight, Michelle Obama (before she was the First Lady), Gary Sinise, John Cusack, Michael Jackson. I've only ever met one famous person: some prominent player for the St. Louis Rams. I met him two years ago, and tbh I was not impressed. I can't even remember his name. The guy I was with knew him straight off the bat. He said "Excuse me, are you [whoever]." I was like "...Who?" The guy seemed tickled that I'd never heard of him but I told him I wasn't a Rams fan. He asked me who my favorite NFL team was and I told him "I'm a ride or die Bears fan." He just gave me a super blank look. My friend tried to clean up after me. "I'm a Rams fan! I love..." I just walked away. I left him in that store to fanboy. I actually left him period. Got on the train and went home. That was a super dick move but I'm a dick and that honestly didn't phase me one bit. He's still kind of pissed at me. Apparently I embarrassed him in front of whoever this athlete was. Anyway, tell me a story. Have you ever met anyone famous?