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Has Pokemon Go destroyed humanity

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Ste Fishkin, Jul 15, 2016.

  1. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    Boys and Girls,

    I've made no secret of my move to a new city in my internet oversharing character flaw that I have...

    Well last week at a pub in the new city, I had an awesome time with a co-worker. Awesome fucking time, people were nice and very welcoming. Just joking around and having a laugh with 3 or 4 people I've never fucking met in my life like you should. Awesome time, their names were jesus, vagina and some other normal names.

    Tonight, at the very same pub... totally different. The place was a fucking Pokemon "lure", it's now a fucking pokestop... people go there to catch pokemon.

    This is a heavy metal/rock pub, totally my thing... but tonight I've never met so many people in a pub who cannot drink. The average age must have been 13 and I am being fucking serious. This was a piss take, this was the opposite of what I would say last week was.

    I witnessed people fighting over wall sockets so they could charge their phones, people walking round in groups of 3 or 4 sharing battery packs all plugged in and walking in formation, fucking people saying "if a pokemon appears catch it for me... I'm going to the toilet"

    What the living fuck is going on? Has pokemon destroyed our race? How the fuck do we recover?

    I live through the highs of being on the winning side of the BREXIT vote (although I feel like I have to hide it being an under 30 year old), to the lows of some women I've never heard of being our new prime minister... to the highs of Boris fucking Johnson being our foreign sec, to the lows of pokemon go ruining my favourite pub for about 200 miles.

    What the fuck is a man to do?
     
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    I never liked nor have install Pokemon GO so I'm cool.
     
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    Why is everyone here so anti pokemon go?

    I mean i can understand you Ste if they fked up your fav pub. Why are there 13 years in a heavy metal pub anyway?
     
  4. Ste Fishkin

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    Because its a fucking Pokestop and some fucking arsehole made it into a lure party where there are "more" pokemon there.

    I didn't see anyone there that I would poke.
     
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    The cake is a lie.
     
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    Owner is monetizing Pokemon He used "lure" option to make all those nerds come and spend money on a drink or two while searching for pokemons
     
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    That might be Charlie Floate trying to catch some 13 year olds.
     
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    I have no interest in pokemon. I don't really know what pokemons are all about. That being said, I caught two in my living room this morning after I'd spent more than an hour trying to register for an account.
     
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  10. Ste Fishkin

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    Jokes on him,80% of that crowd were not old enough
     
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    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    Are you trying to make me love you more?

    Because that's how you make me love you more.
     
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    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Oh wait, here's a better one.
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    I love this forum so fucking much.

    So fucking much.
     
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    I am a real estate agent and it's now affecting the real estate market. I have people asking me to rent apartments close to where they can catch the best pokemon or where the pokestops are. I wish I was joking, but I am being 100% serious.

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