Boys and Girls, I've made no secret of my move to a new city in my internet oversharing character flaw that I have... Well last week at a pub in the new city, I had an awesome time with a co-worker. Awesome fucking time, people were nice and very welcoming. Just joking around and having a laugh with 3 or 4 people I've never fucking met in my life like you should. Awesome time, their names were jesus, vagina and some other normal names. Tonight, at the very same pub... totally different. The place was a fucking Pokemon "lure", it's now a fucking pokestop... people go there to catch pokemon. This is a heavy metal/rock pub, totally my thing... but tonight I've never met so many people in a pub who cannot drink. The average age must have been 13 and I am being fucking serious. This was a piss take, this was the opposite of what I would say last week was. I witnessed people fighting over wall sockets so they could charge their phones, people walking round in groups of 3 or 4 sharing battery packs all plugged in and walking in formation, fucking people saying "if a pokemon appears catch it for me... I'm going to the toilet" What the living fuck is going on? Has pokemon destroyed our race? How the fuck do we recover? I live through the highs of being on the winning side of the BREXIT vote (although I feel like I have to hide it being an under 30 year old), to the lows of some women I've never heard of being our new prime minister... to the highs of Boris fucking Johnson being our foreign sec, to the lows of pokemon go ruining my favourite pub for about 200 miles. What the fuck is a man to do?