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has drinking on the weekends fucked your money?

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by majorscammerhere, Aug 21, 2011.

  1. majorscammerhere

    majorscammerhere Newbie

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    just wondering seems I dont get any sales when im out drinking
     
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    Maybe because your target audience it out doing the same thing.

    Not going to last long here with that screen name.
     
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    LOL this is so random!
     
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    Just came back from rave high on hard drugs
     
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    Parents must be so proud:rolleyes:
     
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    Black Hat [IM/SEO] =/= Scam


    To be short, in our context, Black Hat means taking shortcuts, outsmarting and/or getting the most back out of the least effort. Shady, maybe. Downright illegal, No Sir!.


    Push the Like button if you agree.

    Oh, wait. There's no Like button. Maybe that other one will show you agree too. :p
     
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    That's exactly what I'm saying, Douchebag...
     
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    You suck donkey scrotum you trolling asshole.
     
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    yea, i'm sure your potential customers think to themselves "hey, he's out drinking, i'm not buying shit from him right now". :rolleyes:

    try some split testing, like drinking on different days and times etc. see how things convert then. ;)
     
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    I had shroomies tonight but can't remember the music.
     
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    I spent the last two days and nights in a strip club with cocaine and it has definitely affected my bankroll but not my conversions.
     
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    Read it as: Drinking on the weekends fucked your mother.
     
  13. ken44

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    Try a few weekends without boozing it up and maybe things might change.
     
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    I experienced the same thing, so I did some testing to figure out what was going wrong. Here's what I discovered:

    If I drink on Friday or Saturday from 7:03pm - 8:21pm, my sales slow down. But that's only if I'm drinking Miller Lite or Corona, so I stick to other beers during that time period.

    Now once 8:33 hits, if I have a Blue Moon in my hand I'm fucked. At that point I can only drink hard liquor or Dos Equis or all my sales just stop.

    Alright so now it's 10:57pm. At this point, I must drink wine coolers ONLY for the rest of the night, and I have to change into a Hawaiian Jimmy Buffet style shirt and change out of my boxers into a thong.

    Assuming I follow that exact procedure, my sales normally continue just fine. If I deviate from it even remotely, they stop. It's tough, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

    Thank goodness for split testing.
     
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    Shrooms are the shit :) Dmt is better but its not for partying ...

    In few weeks shrooms start to grow here :) need start driving around for good spots on next week

    Other than that i only drink water with sugarless juice

    though at the moment im hooked on energy drinks.
     
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    I do not know about that, but I can tell you one thing, I am drinking half of my earnings and it definitely has fucked my money. Not really drinking but you crash a $3000 watch or a car or something.

    From now on I'll stick to weed exclusively.
     
  17. ken44

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    Good idea. Getting a DUI is never fun.
    goo
     
  18. luminus

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    Serious(ish) question -

    I watch Mad Men. Those people are drunk all the time. Coming up with great ads, copy, etc.

    How many of you sit down and get work done with a cocktail, a few beers, etc?

    I tend to feel guilty but...some nights, who cares. I can usually focus quite well as long as I'm not too buzzed.
     
  19. J1218

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    I know what you mean. Sometimes when I'm drinkin I start feelin really motivated to get some work done. I've never really intentionally sat down and started drinking before working, but I imagine it might help. For me it clears my head and relaxes me, plus it makes you not afraid of shit so you might try something you never would have before. With that being said, I wouldn't advocate gettin drunk all the time just to get work done, for the obvious health effects it will have on you.

    Speak for yourself. The internet isn't going anywhere, it's only going to get bigger. As long as the internet is around, people will be able to make money from it.
     
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