Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Panther28, Nov 25, 2015.
All the best to those from the greatest country on earth
I didn't know you were English?
One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman."
The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats."
At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut."
A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas -- we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"
Happy Thanksgiving yanks!
HAHAHAh I seeeeeeee what you did there, IQ assumption increased to 500
The wife is currently 17 hours into a 30 hour rotation at the hospital. I'm sitting here with an energetic little five pound dog, simultaneously playing Call of Duty Black Ops (one) for the Wii (regular) and responding to crap like this. Eh.
EDIT: Oh, Happy Thanksgiving too.
Happy thanksgiving all! :icecream1
Happy thanksgiving to you too Panther!
Happy Thanksgiving guys! Can't wait to have that gooood dinner that my family is really good at making.
happy thanks giving mate !
Happy thanks giving buddy!
Thank you! You too!
Yep happy thanksgiving to everyone in america =P
Panther, Happy Thanksgiving
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