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Hands Off My McNuggets!!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Mar 4, 2009.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    This Bitch Ain't Lovin' It! :D

    Picture this shit: You?ve just handed over your money for an extra-delicious 10-piece of Chicken McNuggets and you can?t wait to get those warm chunks of chicken-flavored rat meat down your froat. Your mouth is practically foaming and then... the dumb bitch cashier at McDonald?s strolls up to tell you they are fucking out of deep-fried bits of heaven.

    So what do you do about it?

    Of course, you call fucking 911, because that shit is an emergency and a crime! That?s exactly what 22-year-old Latreasa Goodman of Florida did and the ho got a citation for it!

    Injustice!

    The Smoking Gun reports that when Latreasa was told they were out, she asked for a refund and they refused. The cashier said all sales were final.

    Latreasa called 911 three times before their lazy asses finally showed up. When the cops informed Latreasa that her McNugget obsession wasn?t an emergency, she answered, ?This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn?t have McNuggets, I wouldn?t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don?t want one. This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency.?

    From her mouth to my stomach. Damn fucking straight, McNuggets ARE an emergency of epic proportions. They should have called in the National Guard, the Airforce, Paula Deen, the A-Team, Charlie?s Angels, Chris Brown, Sharon Osbourne, the meerkats from Meerkat Kingdom and so on!

    You don?t fuck with a bitch when it comes to McNuggets. The lying whore cashier should be charged with FRAUD! I?d gladly sit on the jury just so I could tell the ho she is guilty for lying about McNuggets.

    P.S. - Latreasa?s beautiful mug shot is from a previous run-in with the cops. Doesn?t the bitch look like she?s serious about her McNuggets? McNuggets are not a joke!
     
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  2. Geetfaux

    Geetfaux Super Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Lol :d
     
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  3. blackmagiquellc

    blackmagiquellc BANNED BANNED

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    LMAO

    I would do the same --_YUMM
     
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  5. evilman11

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    lmfao, this pretty much made my day. thats right people, when you fuck with a bitch about chicken nuggets, you done fucked up :D
     
  6. superspiderman

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    Hahah do you guys know what a McGangbang is?

    A McChicken in-between two cheeseburgers....mmmmm
     
  7. mike330

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    Damn, I have a sudden craving for McNuggets.
     
  8. jaerehan

    jaerehan Elite Member

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    lol :)

    I 2nd that mike330, damn it
     
  9. EzBreezy

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    Lawl, that was awesome. Thanks for the laugh. I bet she was pregnant - she had to be. I was about to stomp a bitch the other day in taco bell when she told me that they were out of not only chicken, but sour cream. How in the world is a TACO place out of sour cream AND chicken. That's a least half the menu. They might as well just shut down for bad management.
     
  10. oxonbeef

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    Man that's awfull do you think if we get permission from the VIPs we could have a
    BHW Chicken Mcnugget collection?
    I'm sure if every member donated 1 Chicken Mcnugget each to the cause we could send
    a dump truck full of them round to her house.

    What part of the chicken is the nugget anyway?:confused:
     
  11. Jekashi

    Jekashi Regular Member

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    Oh god, now I never want to eat another McNugget again. Bleh.

    Also, chicken nuggets are serious business. They're worth lwhat.. $3 million USD per day?
     
  12. virus_1720

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    lol, Mcnuggets an emergency.......