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Hahaha... I used telekinesis today to tame my lame bitch so I can work!!! (pics)

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  1. BreaknBrix

    BreaknBrix Power Member

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    No bullshit! I know it's real cause I'm looking at it right. mutha. fuckn. now :: son And it's been levitmitating like this for roughly 6 hours straight.

    A balloon I says.

    Not just any balloon. A black balloon! Hexed by my wikid chakras and levitamatory ambilities. So check it out guys. My dogs been annoying the shit out of me mercilessly. I kant get no work done. I kant make any bacon. She be 1 horny bitch. Lately she's been going insane.... humping my legs nonstop. On my ass like white on rice. Whining, whimpering, barking at male dogs on the beach as I'm trying to do voiceovers. Today I said "NO MOAR HO! I take you running da the beach every goddamn frickn day and THIS is how you treat me? Enough is enough!"

    She's a young bitch. Yet to be exposed to any hexed balloons. So I grabbed a black halloween balloon. I huffed and I puffed and I blew that shit up like lucifers dragon.

    The second it was blown up, my dog ee-me-dee-it-lee ran away and hid under the couch. Because I told her to with my brain.

    I had about 90 straight minutes of peace & quiet. But den.... den dat ho came back! Horny little ho. So I decided to levimatate the balloon with my mind. I even got the AWSUM PICS TO PROVE IT. Check out deez nuts:

    Exhibit #1 - Balloon levimitates calmy

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    Exhibit #2 - Balloon gains more psycokinetictelepathic energy, shifts to the right

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    Exhibit #3 - Full light. No strings attached. Thing on the bottom might look like a fan but it's really a milk crate

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    Exhibit #4 - Proof dat ma levimitation abilities have kept the dog under the couch for the last 6 hours straight....

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    /\ See dat? NO DOG! You can't see her cause she's under the couch. But she is there in the far back corner. I tamed dat ho real fast cause my chakras on fire 2day. Anytime I need to do work in the future, and she starts humping ma leg, I'm levitimating a balloon just to show dat bitch who be B.O.S.S. :cool:
     
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    What...did I just read
     
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  3. dragon5

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    Wtf op...........
     
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    it s goddamn frickn hilri.us! :D
    that 1 btich msut be 1 huge fan of yors after seeng yor godleik apeilites!

    Nxt tiem levitimitatinate her to sceiling wid her baluns if she is askng yo 2 call the firebrigead to douse her heet! Puur her! Bless gawd her!!!

    fck all those supertiteekinesis sessions and get her a good fck by her bf soon... she needs it man, not your free unending horror (to her) show! lol. After a good f'k, she can sit there and watch calmly everything you're doing to the baloons! :D:D


    hehehe :D
     
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  5. IAmNotLegend

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    OP your title needs editing, I thought you are talking about the wife bitch! :p
     
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    I dont know how... But I want to know why? :p
     
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    Pewep finally find his soul mate in this forum, lol.
     
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    Pewep be like: deem dis is fake.
     
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    OP what have you been smoking?
     
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    I was a skeptic, but now I am a believer.
     
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    Lol.. OP is a psycho! I bet no one can prove me wrong
     
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    pewep will surely be green with envy with your new found powers. :D
     
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    A battle between you and Pewep would be awesome!
     
  15. Trepanated

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    This is clearly fake.

    I know it might look real at first glance, but don't fall for this rubbish everyone.

    If it was real, why are we looking at photographs and not a video?

    Also, a real witch would know how to spell 'telekinesis' and 'levitate'

    He didn't even use the word 'Magick' in his post.
     
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    Exactly who came to mind when I read this too. lol
     
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    To be honest, I had to scroll back up to check if the OP was Pewep. Was really surprised it wasn't. BHW is attracting some strange (interesting?) personalities. Guess there will not be any dull moments here. :D
     
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    Very creative :)
     
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