No bullshit! I know it's real cause I'm looking at it right. mutha. fuckn. now :: son And it's been levitmitating like this for roughly 6 hours straight. A balloon I says. Not just any balloon. A black balloon! Hexed by my wikid chakras and levitamatory ambilities. So check it out guys. My dogs been annoying the shit out of me mercilessly. I kant get no work done. I kant make any bacon. She be 1 horny bitch. Lately she's been going insane.... humping my legs nonstop. On my ass like white on rice. Whining, whimpering, barking at male dogs on the beach as I'm trying to do voiceovers. Today I said "NO MOAR HO! I take you running da the beach every goddamn frickn day and THIS is how you treat me? Enough is enough!" She's a young bitch. Yet to be exposed to any hexed balloons. So I grabbed a black halloween balloon. I huffed and I puffed and I blew that shit up like lucifers dragon. The second it was blown up, my dog ee-me-dee-it-lee ran away and hid under the couch. Because I told her to with my brain. I had about 90 straight minutes of peace & quiet. But den.... den dat ho came back! Horny little ho. So I decided to levimatate the balloon with my mind. I even got the AWSUM PICS TO PROVE IT. Check out deez nuts: Exhibit #1 - Balloon levimitates calmy Exhibit #2 - Balloon gains more psycokinetictelepathic energy, shifts to the right Exhibit #3 - Full light. No strings attached. Thing on the bottom might look like a fan but it's really a milk crate Exhibit #4 - Proof dat ma levimitation abilities have kept the dog under the couch for the last 6 hours straight.... /\ See dat? NO DOG! You can't see her cause she's under the couch. But she is there in the far back corner. I tamed dat ho real fast cause my chakras on fire 2day. Anytime I need to do work in the future, and she starts humping ma leg, I'm levitimating a balloon just to show dat bitch who be B.O.S.S.