Today I got this mail this joke makes my day. Good Day, This is to let you know that we discovered two Metal trunk boxes containing cash. On 02/10/2010 diplomatic agent Mr. Eric Paul Aka, was stopped here in HEATHROW International Airport with This boxes bears your name and your address as the consignee. We ask him for insurance certificate and international delivery permit which he stated that he is not with the certificate. The metal boxes was abandon by the diplomat who did not disclose his contact information, but your name and email address is on the box as the consignee, so we decided to find out the name of the delivery agent who suppose to delivery it to your final destination but no success. Base on this recovery we decided to contact you to work out a modality of delivery this consignment to you. Make sure you reply without much delay as every arrangement for delivery it to you has been perfected. If you wish you know any thing about this consignment packages. kindly email us back for more directive on how to received it by any diplomatic means with low cost. Forward your home address together with your direct cell phone And any of your ID to avoid wrong delivery of the consignment to unknown person. Regards MR. David Varney The Internal Customs Revenue Heathrow Airport. United Kingdom.