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ha ha ha I love people trying to sell me their stuff as if they are not

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by mightybh, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. mightybh

    mightybh Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I love it when they start advertising some website that has been clearly created by a noob claiming that it is the "best one around" and they "found" it by an accident. When you ask them if it's theirs they deny it. In which case I usually say: "Ah great! Good job it's not because that admin is an idiot and runs a script with a massive security hole in it. I'm surprised they have not been defaced yet" I then observe the person panic lol.

    Anyhow, I just screwed up a forex trade and complained about losing my money in the chat room when some dude PMs me and we have the following convo:

    -10 minute long conversation about technicals I won't be pasting. I assume he wanted to gain my trust.

    him: can i ask you this
    him: if you have an open mind
    me: Go for it
    him: go an Ebay.com and look for item #xxxxxxx
    him: best system ever. everyone uses it
    me: -I go on Ebay to check out the item, it's an ebook-
    him: read it and learn it. its amazing
    me: Are you selling it?
    him: no
    him: but its great. i would share it with you but the seller made the pdf read only so i cant
    me: - By this time it's pretty obvious what he is doing so I'm about to have some fun-
    me: Ah OK. You can still send it. If it's read only it means you can't edit it but I'll still read it.
    him: not it wont work. its great system tho well worth the money
    me: -I take a look at the feedback and notice that a few people mentioned the ebook has been delivered via Rapidshare-
    me: Ah don't worry. I have just found a free copy on Rapidshare. Thanks for the recommendation. I'll read it.
    him: where? tell me. send me the link
    me: You already have a copy
    him: i want to share it with my friends
    me: I can't paste Rapidshare links here
    me: It sure does look like an interesting ebook
    him: what is the title?
    him: tell me
    me: I'm going to share it with all my forex friends and family right now as you said it's really good. I'll give you the title once I finish writing this email and forward the ebook to all my contacts. They will find it handy.
    him: DONT
    him: it might be a different book. tell me how you found it.
    me: Does not matter any more. Soon everyone will have it as I instructed my friends and family to forward it to their friends as well. I'm creating a torrent now with a link to the auction.
    him: its illegal dont do it man. i hear you can go nicked for that. just tell me where you got the book from. i need to know the link so that i could share it with my family too
    me: I'll give you a link to the torrent once it's uploaded. Just search for the title on thepiratebay in a few minutes
    me: Oh I know! I will rewrite this ebook and sell it on Ebay at a lower price and make my listing look exactly like the original.
    him: please man
    me: Please what?
    me: Sorry, have to run. If you still want an unlocked copy just search for the book title or the sellers username on Google. I gonna make the torrent rank very well for these keywords on Google (Obviously BS)
    me: -disconnected-
     
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  2. darkstar69

    darkstar69 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    nice read, well done.
    made me smile.

    greets, darkstar69
     
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  3. rickstar

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    Ha, nice work.

    I kind of started feeling sorry for the guy towards the end though. :D
     
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  4. broco

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    Thanks man, you make my day :D

    So how can i read a read-only pdf file? :confused:
     
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  5. magpie2419

    magpie2419 Regular Member

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    he will be having nightmares seeing his probably stolen ebook spread all over the net, good way to pass away a few boring mins...nice one.
     
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    You can almost see his dreams of being an ebook millionaire, being crushed one reply at a time.

    Nice work lol.
     
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    Must Say..You did an awesome job!! It was real fun reading this post.
     
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  9. Zenka

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    This is the best part :D
     
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    Hahahaha nice. You killed his life. I think he needs to come up with a better excuse then he cant send it coz its read only lol.
     
  11. proxyprincess

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    SCORE !!!
    That was to funny :D
     
  12. blackhat.mmm

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    LOL.
    :D
    At least he knows now that you were just messing with him.

    Good lesson, though....
     
  13. 5char

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    lolz on the interweb!


    He's all please..>!!!! :sand_play
     
  14. MenThor

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    You nail him.

    You can do a video and uploaded to YT. Is good.

    like this guy did.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohGQGUwD-vc
     
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    Haha this was a lovely read
     
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    "pleeease man" ha ha
     
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    Haha, nice job man. Trick the trickster. :p
     
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    HAHA that one was hilarious. It also sent me on a 45 minute time waster looking at prank phone calls on Youtube lol,
     
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    Good stuff m8.. :)