1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

ha ha ha I love people trying to sell me their stuff as if they are not

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by mightybh, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. mightybh

    mightybh Senior Member

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2008
    Messages:
    1,029
    Likes Received:
    1,716
    Occupation:
    CEO
    Location:
    UK
    I love it when they start advertising some website that has been clearly created by a noob claiming that it is the "best one around" and they "found" it by an accident. When you ask them if it's theirs they deny it. In which case I usually say: "Ah great! Good job it's not because that admin is an idiot and runs a script with a massive security hole in it. I'm surprised they have not been defaced yet" I then observe the person panic lol.

    Anyhow, I just screwed up a forex trade and complained about losing my money in the chat room when some dude PMs me and we have the following convo:

    -10 minute long conversation about technicals I won't be pasting. I assume he wanted to gain my trust.

    him: can i ask you this
    him: if you have an open mind
    me: Go for it
    him: go an Ebay.com and look for item #xxxxxxx
    him: best system ever. everyone uses it
    me: -I go on Ebay to check out the item, it's an ebook-
    him: read it and learn it. its amazing
    me: Are you selling it?
    him: no
    him: but its great. i would share it with you but the seller made the pdf read only so i cant
    me: - By this time it's pretty obvious what he is doing so I'm about to have some fun-
    me: Ah OK. You can still send it. If it's read only it means you can't edit it but I'll still read it.
    him: not it wont work. its great system tho well worth the money
    me: -I take a look at the feedback and notice that a few people mentioned the ebook has been delivered via Rapidshare-
    me: Ah don't worry. I have just found a free copy on Rapidshare. Thanks for the recommendation. I'll read it.
    him: where? tell me. send me the link
    me: You already have a copy
    him: i want to share it with my friends
    me: I can't paste Rapidshare links here
    me: It sure does look like an interesting ebook
    him: what is the title?
    him: tell me
    me: I'm going to share it with all my forex friends and family right now as you said it's really good. I'll give you the title once I finish writing this email and forward the ebook to all my contacts. They will find it handy.
    him: DONT
    him: it might be a different book. tell me how you found it.
    me: Does not matter any more. Soon everyone will have it as I instructed my friends and family to forward it to their friends as well. I'm creating a torrent now with a link to the auction.
    him: its illegal dont do it man. i hear you can go nicked for that. just tell me where you got the book from. i need to know the link so that i could share it with my family too
    me: I'll give you a link to the torrent once it's uploaded. Just search for the title on thepiratebay in a few minutes
    me: Oh I know! I will rewrite this ebook and sell it on Ebay at a lower price and make my listing look exactly like the original.
    him: please man
    me: Please what?
    me: Sorry, have to run. If you still want an unlocked copy just search for the book title or the sellers username on Google. I gonna make the torrent rank very well for these keywords on Google (Obviously BS)
    me: -disconnected-
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 33
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2010
  2. darkstar69

    darkstar69 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2008
    Messages:
    806
    Likes Received:
    880
    Occupation:
    Big Boss
    Location:
    On The Dark Side
    nice read, well done.
    made me smile.

    greets, darkstar69
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  3. rickstar

    rickstar Elite Member

    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2009
    Messages:
    1,979
    Likes Received:
    872
    Home Page:
    Ha, nice work.

    I kind of started feeling sorry for the guy towards the end though. :D
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  4. broco

    broco Newbie

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2008
    Messages:
    42
    Likes Received:
    14
    Thanks man, you make my day :D

    So how can i read a read-only pdf file? :confused:
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  5. magpie2419

    magpie2419 Regular Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2009
    Messages:
    313
    Likes Received:
    343
    Occupation:
    Millionaire
    Location:
    Newcastle UK Or Morocco
    he will be having nightmares seeing his probably stolen ebook spread all over the net, good way to pass away a few boring mins...nice one.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  6. hevindester

    hevindester Newbie

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    33
    Likes Received:
    179
    Home Page:
    You can almost see his dreams of being an ebook millionaire, being crushed one reply at a time.

    Nice work lol.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 2
  7. super11

    super11 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2009
    Messages:
    1,188
    Likes Received:
    357
    Occupation:
    Full time Online
    Location:
    Home
    Must Say..You did an awesome job!! It was real fun reading this post.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  8. kumansk

    kumansk Regular Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2008
    Messages:
    253
    Likes Received:
    420
    [​IMG]
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  9. Zenka

    Zenka Regular Member

    Joined:
    May 30, 2009
    Messages:
    272
    Likes Received:
    202
    Location:
    Europe
    This is the best part :D
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  10. kriminal

    kriminal Registered Member

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2009
    Messages:
    96
    Likes Received:
    8
    Hahahaha nice. You killed his life. I think he needs to come up with a better excuse then he cant send it coz its read only lol.
     
  11. proxyprincess

    proxyprincess Newbie

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2008
    Messages:
    39
    Likes Received:
    636
    SCORE !!!
    That was to funny :D
     
  12. blackhat.mmm

    blackhat.mmm Junior Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2009
    Messages:
    187
    Likes Received:
    116
    Occupation:
    Online Gen Contractor, of sorts...
    Location:
    Shrinking Hills & Rising Valleys
    LOL.
    :D
    At least he knows now that you were just messing with him.

    Good lesson, though....
     
  13. 5char

    5char Newbie

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2010
    Messages:
    2
    Likes Received:
    0
    lolz on the interweb!


    He's all please..>!!!! :sand_play
     
  14. MenThor

    MenThor Junior Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2010
    Messages:
    174
    Likes Received:
    34
    Occupation:
    Posting
    Location:
    Internet
    You nail him.

    You can do a video and uploaded to YT. Is good.

    like this guy did.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohGQGUwD-vc
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2010
  15. jnickson

    jnickson Registered Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2010
    Messages:
    53
    Likes Received:
    7
    Occupation:
    Web Designer and Usability Expert is my day job. A
    Location:
    In Europe somewhere
    Haha this was a lovely read
     
  16. johnnyc9999

    johnnyc9999 Junior Member

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2009
    Messages:
    132
    Likes Received:
    250
    "pleeease man" ha ha
     
  17. dnreg

    dnreg Junior Member

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2009
    Messages:
    154
    Likes Received:
    118
    Haha, nice job man. Trick the trickster. :p
     
  18. warrior skunk

    warrior skunk Newbie

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2009
    Messages:
    45
    Likes Received:
    25
    HAHA that one was hilarious. It also sent me on a 45 minute time waster looking at prank phone calls on Youtube lol,
     
  19. behealthy

    behealthy Registered Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2009
    Messages:
    71
    Likes Received:
    33
    Occupation:
    Being a human being, I think thats enough.
    Location:
    UK - The Belly Of The Beast!
    :lmao:
     
  20. JuicyBlack

    JuicyBlack Regular Member

    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2008
    Messages:
    395
    Likes Received:
    179
    Location:
    Dark n Wet Place
    Good stuff m8.. :)