Guy askes me to promote this product (its made me laugh soo much at the sales page)

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after reading the sales page (just the first paragraph i was in stitches laughing.... this is seriously bad and omg who cares if another cat eats 0.30 worth of cat food once in a while :P)

"big bully cats" is one of my fav phrases loool

im so glad this guy asked me to promote his product for him.... its laughable :P loool

enjoy the laugh people

NO CATS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST
 
What, are you kidding me??? That's some of the best sales copy I've ever read.:rolleyes:

:cat48:​
 
fub4uoc you keep seem to be following me all over this forums.... everywere i post your name seems to appear after... you stalking me loool

or do we just have very similar interestes looool
 
Its so bloody funny I am going to promote it.
Good promotion technique lewi.

As for fun4uoc, perhaps we should install a catflap in all your post strings lewi.
That should keep em out. lol
 
lol afraid its not my product lol
if it was mine then i would be on the whois... or have an address in france... but this is a UK company....

Also im not enough of a cat lover to make a product and a site and promote it especially like that.... sad you think im trying to promote my own product like that :(
 
looks like a good idea, who knows if stray animals are entering your home while you're away?
 
It's a good technique, playing off the feelings of cats owners, of course they love their cats would be do anything to protect them, if they save a few quid in the process by blocking out other cats, bonus.

Good market if you ask me, funny tho, and sad at the same time how easily peoples feelings for their cats can soon lead to them opening their wallet and brandishing a credit card.
 
ahh so now I get it, now I know where all my beer goes during the night when I am asleep, those pesky drunk stray cats in the laneway are sneaking through my catflap and grabbing as many bottles as they can then making a clean getaway.

Thanks to this new product, I can now sleep in peace without any more beer going missing.
 
lol afraid its not my product lol
if it was mine then i would be on the whois... or have an address in france... but this is a UK company....

Also im not enough of a cat lover to make a product and a site and promote it especially like that.... sad you think im trying to promote my own product like that :(

My sincere apologise lewi.
When I first read the thread your post total was came up as zero.
Sorry for jumping the gun. Thanks for the thread.
ps when I looked at the whois (seoqua*ke)all I got was anonymousbyproxy
 
who cares about promoting? I buying one and sticking one of these on my kids.
 
who cares about promoting? I buying one and sticking one of these on my kids.

loool

and people do you not see how bad this sales page is... omg... most people dont give a damn if another cat is coming in just to eat some food.... people buy a cat flap to let their cat in and out so it dont crap in ya house looool they missed the sale point of the product
 
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