Journey to getting 10s using Blackhat SEO In this thread, I will be going on a journey to getting laid using black hat SEO. I'm doing this partly as a joke because a friend recommended it so I thought it'll be funny to do as a field report. This will be used as a night game as opposed to day game just based on the fact that people are more outgoing during the night and more fun with alcohol. What will I be doing? I will be ranking for insanely easy keywords related to the city I'm in and using it as a base to get me funny responses. I.e. Hottest guy in (insert city name) I doubt competition is hard for the keyword so I'll be using parasite pages to rank this using spam links like GSA and using social links like social signals. How will I plan to use this black hat SEO rankings to get me laid? I will use this during a fun conversation as a way just to joke around. For example during a conversation, it could go like this. Me: What would you rate me on a scale of 1-10? Her: You're about a 5/10 hehe Me: I'm actually the sexiest guy here in (insert city) Her: No you're not Me: It says so on Google, search it up Her: (types keyword in Google images and sees images of me) Wow how did you even do that Me: Told you so Then this could go different ways. She'd find me funny and introduce me to her friends She finds it funny and ignores me She finds it cool and wants to know how to do it She finds it cool and wants to rank for "sexiest girl in (insert city) If it's the last option, that'll be the favourable option because you can escalate from there. I'll be using a budget of $50 to rank the keyword using parasites. Here's my strategy. Use a parasite page with high authority. Create a 500 to 1000 word article using keywords Add social signals to the site Add GSA back links targeting generic keywords and LSI Throw in 5 pbn links targeting main keywords. That should get the images ranking if the images are well optimised. Let me know if you're interested in this thread and I'll create a field report showing how it turns out.