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Guide to getting laid like a warlord with a $50 budget

Discussion in 'My Journey Discussions' started by TheExecutioner, Apr 24, 2017.

  1. TheExecutioner

    TheExecutioner Junior Member

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    Journey to getting 10s using Blackhat SEO
    In this thread, I will be going on a journey to getting laid using black hat SEO. I'm doing this partly as a joke because a friend recommended it so I thought it'll be funny to do as a field report.

    This will be used as a night game as opposed to day game just based on the fact that people are more outgoing during the night and more fun with alcohol.


    What will I be doing?

    I will be ranking for insanely easy keywords related to the city I'm in and using it as a base to get me funny responses. I.e. Hottest guy in (insert city name)

    I doubt competition is hard for the keyword so I'll be using parasite pages to rank this using spam links like GSA and using social links like social signals.

    How will I plan to use this black hat SEO rankings to get me laid?

    I will use this during a fun conversation as a way just to joke around. For example during a conversation, it could go like this.

    Me: What would you rate me on a scale of 1-10?
    Her: You're about a 5/10 hehe
    Me: I'm actually the sexiest guy here in (insert city)

    Her: No you're not
    Me: It says so on Google, search it up
    Her: (types keyword in Google images and sees images of me)
    Wow how did you even do that
    Me: Told you so

    Then this could go different ways.

    She'd find me funny and introduce me to her friends
    She finds it funny and ignores me
    She finds it cool and wants to know how to do it
    She finds it cool and wants to rank for "sexiest girl in (insert city)

    If it's the last option, that'll be the favourable option because you can escalate from there.

    I'll be using a budget of $50 to rank the keyword using parasites. Here's my strategy.

    1. Use a parasite page with high authority.
    2. Create a 500 to 1000 word article using keywords
    3. Add social signals to the site
    4. Add GSA back links targeting generic keywords and LSI
    5. Throw in 5 pbn links targeting main keywords.

    That should get the images ranking if the images are well optimised.

    Let me know if you're interested in this thread and I'll create a field report showing how it turns out.


     
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    Nice I'll try the same with a real site and rent the space out to people.

    Good luck!
     
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  3. TheExecutioner

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    That doesn't sound half as bad. I may include that in my thread. Could bring in some cash just for the novelty factor.
     
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    Oh wow hahaha, sounds really fun, good luck!
     
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    Made my day :D gl.
     
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    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    That's pretty funny!

    I'll follow your journey. :)
     
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    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Seo for sex, thats an interesting one hahaha will be fun to see how this thread works out. Another thing you can do...

    Take over a few longtail escorts keywords like escorts in yonkers or random cities, then contact the top services in the city and resell them the top spot for their site or ad space. You can even resell the space for barter....favors....bahaha
     
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    i did some basic kw research for you:

    hottest man in (city)
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    offender search 0 - 100
    megan's law (state)
    offenders in my area 100 - 1k
    (city) sex crimes attorney 10 - 100
    women seeking men (city) 100 - 1k
     
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    Lol just found a twist to your idea, and I think it can actually work, will tell ya the twist after I do something about it
     
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    Good luck with your getting laid seo journey man. This really made my day.
     
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    Great idea, well I hope you didn't end up being contacted by some old women looking for younger lads to hook up with LOL. Good luck getting laid mate haha.
     
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    of course interested, I can see already some other way to use between pussy and make money
     
  15. TheExecutioner

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    Yeah that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Wouldn't have the slightest clue how to rank for keywords like that as most sites don't allow backlinks from sites like that. I'd find it hard to find high quality backlinks for escort sites.

    Let me know and I'll try including it in my field report.

    Thanks mate.
     
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    If this works. Hands down to a smooth move using SEO. HAHAHA.
     
  17. TheExecutioner

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    Journey to Blackhat pussy: Update 1
    So after a night of dreaming and wishing, I decided to do some keyword research. As I want to target my home city, I need to rank for multiple keywords that can help expand my blackhat pussy regions. This means I have to rank for insanely easy as hell keywords for my home city.

    Because I'm focussing entirely on night game (gaming during the night at venues), I need to find populated venues that have the preferred ratio of women to men. There are some clubs in the main city close to where I live so I'll be focussing on this.

    After some research into venues, I've narrowed down my keywords to this list.

    • "Hottest guy at (club name) in (city name)"
    • "Guy with the biggest schlong in (venue name)"
    • "Least infected in (club name)"
    • "Sexiest guy in (venue name) right now"
    Judging from common sense, these keywords aren't hard to rank. No one's targetting this, except me...and some other black hat hopefuls who feel motivated by my thread, so competition is insanely low.

    I decided to go the free route and start with a parasite site rather than purchase my own domain. I could buy a domain but I find there's no need and I want to keep this as cheap as possible.

    I have decided to use Blogger because of its authority in Google searches.


    I have got the domain name now and will use this for my method. The domain is an EMD: Hottestguyincityname.blogspot.com

    I will update soon when I get the images set up and the 500 word article created (if a content provider wants to create a free article for me in exchange for recognition on this thread, let me know)

    Talk to you soon.
     
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    This sounds fun, following
     
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    another slightly different twist is for gold diggers to fuck he he
     
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  20. TheExecutioner

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    Glad to have you on board.

    U wot m8?