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[GUIDE] How to find thousands of FOOLPROOF money making methods in under five minutes!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by LostConnection, Jan 13, 2016.

  1. LostConnection

    LostConnection Senior Member

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    For all of you wonderful newbies out there who constantly keep asking the same stupid questions including, but not limited to, "How do I make money online?", "What is the best money making method without investments?" and "Can plz gib me Paypal monkey generator?", this guide is for you.

    Firstly, you'll need to spend a minute of your time coming up with the perfect way of putting your questions and desires into words. I'll help you out a little by providing you with some very common keyphrases found in most questions that come up every ten minutes here on BHW.

    Make money
    Free money
    paypal monkey generator
    free paypal momey
    no investment
    passive income
    free stuff
    does Ste have a small penis
    who is ceosam
    ceosam is my lover
    instagram
    instagram bot
    youtube money
    does mickyfu bleach his anus (added due to popular demand)

    And so on.

    Now that you have a clear idea of what you're looking for, I'll reveal the magical tool that can show you hundreds of amazing methods in just one click of a button!

    Say hello to the BHW search function.
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    After you've entered your desired foolproof money making method or keyword for anything that you want to know (amazing isn't it!?) just click on the small magnifying glass icon there on the right. Just to make sure you know how to do this, I made a few instructional images to help you find it.

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    And then it takes only around a second for you to get find awesome methods such as this one!

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    Then rinse and repeat and you'll get to thousands in five minutes. See? I wasn't lying.

    Honestly, sometimes I feel like it would be easier for you guys to find Waldo than the search tool.

    As long as you keep asking silly questions, I'll be making fun of you.

    Love,
    LC

    EDIT:

    Dear newbies,

    You can also use Google to find millions of powerful and exciting methods to try. Please find an illustration of the so called "Google method" below.
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    By the way, did not see this coming.
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    See newbies?

    Even us more experienced members can sometimes find nice surprises by using this magical search method, so get out there and don't post threads like "wipe you ass vs water", let's leave that for Stu and Micky.

    Thanks to Capo for this Google version of the magical search tool method.

    Love,
    LC

    P.S Check the date on the last post made to the threads you're going to post in to see that you're not bumping a dead thread. Nobody likes that.
     
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  2. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    LostConnection, YOU sir, saved my life!!!
     
  3. Hawkster

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    you forgot 'how to bleach my anus'
     
  4. blackhatpc

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    Perfect for noobs lol
     
  5. Sherbert Hoover

    Sherbert Hoover Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    And for fucks sake, if you come across an older thread, don't bump it to ask a stupid question. Especially if it's been over a year.

    EDIT: Actually, I'm going to go bump the oldest thread in the Lounge. Just because.
     
  6. moonshine7000

    moonshine7000 Senior Member

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    The mods should make this thread stick.
     
  7. Capo Dei Capi

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    I find site:blackhatworld.com "insert term" on google works better at getting results, and it helps keeps BHW resources used down.
     
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  8. hekke

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    FAKE! REPORTED! GUYS LOOK AT HIS PROFILE PICTURE! It is obviously that he Photoshopped this...
     
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    Fake! Those generators do not add $$$ to your paypal, I tried one and it added monkeys.
     
  10. LostConnection

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    Damn, knew I forgot something.

    I'll actually add that to the original guide because that's a good pointer.
     
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  11. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    If noobies search they bump old threads with pointless questions.

    If noobies don't search they flood the forum with pointless questions.

    Therefore the only way to stop seeing these questions is to ban the noobies.
     
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  12. b1acky

    b1acky Newbie

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    Search? Never heard about it o_O gues im gonna try it one day.
     
  13. LostConnection

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    [​IMG] And the 15 characters should also be banned.
     
  14. terrycody

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    thanks man! I just found my answer by your guide

    "Ste has a small penis when he was 27 years old and one day......."

    mega thanks!
     
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  15. OrangeNRG

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    With the right algorithm we could prevent bullshit threads.

    Certain blacklisted words in the title of a thread get you thrown out immediately. Sorry, try again in 2017.

    You are required to have a 14-day cookie before you even sign up.

    Paste more than 50 words into your first thread? Goodbye. Try again in 2017.

    Stuff like that.
     
  16. shadow2015

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    been a newbie myself, now I will go to corner and cry, and let others heir me to build their dreams
    i was looking for that Paypal money thing, to date without luck
     
  17. primechecker

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    this is the guide we all waited for !!! Now I can make money for sure.
    But let's be honest here: The search function is still quite dumb and you still have to go through the most topics and read to find out if it is actually good content. There is still high probability, that it is not what you actually wanted.

    Btw: I lived now 25 years on this retarded planet and I came to one conclusion -> Life is Searching continously for the right things and it is actually quite difficult to find the right things. It is time consuming, energy consuming, needs several other resources and you can't actually guarantee, that you will find the right thing you searched for the whole time. Unfortunately no easy search algorithm exists, which gives you the right thing with one click. Maybe we should work more on long-term visions, from which all humans can benefit. So people will it have easier to find the right things for their life without getting a headache all the time. As human race I must say, we only drive in circles the whole time and don't progress at all. And it is actually understandable, why so many people struggle so much. So you have not really a right to complain here. We could make so much things so much easier, we could cooperate and benefit as a community. We could create institutions with certain responsibilities like finding the right things for people by analyzing them.
     
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  18. LostConnection

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    Oh but I do.

    I agree it's beneficial to cooperate, but I don't call asking the same stupid questions over and over again cooperation. Also on my list of not cooperating are asking for money, begging for money, asking for our money making methods, asking to be taught everything by one of us and many others.

    So if it's genuine help you need, just ask. There are hundreds of BHW threads answered daily, and usually a proper solution is found in a very short timeframe - for free. That's the good people of BHW helping each other out.

    This thread is aimed at the newbies who come here to ask us how they can make money. There are plenty of guides for that and you can find 10 really good ones with five searches (I agree, the search tool is not as efficient as it could be).

    By the way, the planet is not retarded, just half the people on it.
     
  19. Rockyfancino

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    Nope. He changed his avatar.
     
  20. LostConnection

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    Twice actually, now I'm more handsome than ever.