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[guide] build up capital

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by smileplease, Feb 28, 2009.

  1. smileplease

    smileplease Regular Member

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    i'm back. well not really, school's being reaally tough.

    The secret method:

    hobo outfit + highway.
    use before saturation!

    think of it like this.

    1 car every 30 secs (stand near a stop sign).
    1~5 dollar per car. (stand there [and throw water on their car windshield] if they give you less than a dollar)
    $2 a minute.
    $120 an hour.


    if you didn't get it, this is half joke/ half serous
     
  2. bhatme

    bhatme Newbie

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    living in canada..that's all u need to know
    nice, i can finally pay for my crippling meth addiction without stealing ;)
     
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  3. SpellZ

    SpellZ Regular Member

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    You know what kids in Russia do?

    Which is GREAT LOL!

    When a car approaches the stop light they got two guys...
    The first guy comes up to the car and cleans the windshield and then extends his hand to ask for money... If the driver doesn't pay up, the second guy is reading with a muddy towel to throw on this windsheild wipper

    ON TOP OF THAT...
    If the guy runs out of the car to chase that kid, the other kid goes inside the car and drives away LOL


    So pay up those $2-5 or have fun getting a new car
     
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  4. BearyManaLow

    BearyManaLow Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Here's a better variation...which I already see is being exploited and used already in my city.

    -Get an orange jumpsuit or as bright a color jumpsuit as possible. (The guy looks like a convict..wtf?)
    -Get newspapers somehow. I'm assuming the guy is just going around in the morning "collecting" it from other people's houses
    -Stand at a busy intersection
    -Sell your newspapers for $5 each whenever there's a stoplight.

    Easy peasy and requires no start-up cost.

    True-fucking-story. Except for maybe the stealing newspapers part...I don't know.