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Gossip girl is so fake

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Roparadise, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. Roparadise

    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    Have any of you watched gossip girl?. The site in the show is never ddos,and the site doesn't have any ads on it. The tv producers should have put this into the show,to make it more real.
     
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    Hilarious, only on BHW are these the biggest criticisms of the show. I love it. I agree, the site would be DDOS attacked, the site would have ads, the blogger would have been exposed long ago, Nate would delve into black hat techniques to promote his new newspaper and Serena her new blog, etc. Oh, and everybody would stop randomly falling in and out of love with each other for absolutely no reason, especially the fucking creepy step-brother and sister relationship going on there. Did I just admit I watch Gossip Girl?
     
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    You think the viewer base of Gossip Girl would even know what ddos is? And besides, look at it this way (I can't believe we're discussing Gossip Girl): Gossip Girl is a government program of surveillance of the most wealthy, connected, influential people. It can't be taken down because it has an all encompassing infrastructure and is funded through taxes.

    But really, it was the site that made the show fake to you?
     
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    ^^ lol xactly. Do you actually think that any viewer will know what is a DDOS. IMO they won't even know about hosting or domain registration forget about DDOS.
     
  5. Roparadise

    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    It would be awesome if they would have nate become a blackhatter.
     
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    Gossip Girl, Season 6: The season premiere opens up with Nate's VPS going offline. Furthermore, somebody has found his license key for xrumer and now the programmer is trying to shut him down. Nate cries alone in a corner for awhile, but then he realizes he loves Serena again, but can't have her because she's in love with the new janitor in her building.

    He goes to Chuck's apartment, where Chuck magically has about 10 18-year old beautiful prostitues waiting for him, and tells him that he'll just buy xrumer altogether and would he please stop crying?

    Meanwhile, Blair is stalking Nate because she also woke up that day and realized she loved somebody random. She's browsing his pictures on Gossip Girl when all of a sudden the site fails to load. She panics, as she has nothing better to do. Enter Serena. Serena realizes what's going on and lectures Blair about not using a VPN to stalk people. Blair starts bitching about Napoleon and Josephine and how rich people's love is more important than poor people's

    But Serena also has a problem. She has been creating fake ebay accounts to sell off all her designer clothing, but now her account is limited. She must pay off her banker to set her up a bank account not in her name. Dan will probably let her use his name though, because they are sibling lovers, and nothing can break that bond.

    End of Episode 1.
     
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    Post that on a gossip girl fan site for the lulz.
     
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    tymillz Super Moderator Staff Member Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Gossip Gurl??!!

    LMAOA!

    Sissies!
     
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