Google still has no clue

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they think they can empower my searches

no way

when I asked for "setcookie ;uipeter" they couldn't interpret it as puppeteer


fools

even on 5th page, it's not here

they claim they good

they have too many departments and they aren't relevant anymore

they're good to find pizza places these days mostly

this is what they call "accessability"? as WAY too fast person I type fast and make mistakes

they still don't understand it?
 
If they were really that bad, they would not have been at number 1 place. One query not giving you dood results does not mean everything is wrong with them.
it happens every single day

I have enough of it

they're number one, yeah, they WERE and we're used to it

or I type "how to get many cookies kurwa" and they show me e-commerce

why

I give them my data

they still don't understand it's about engineering


I'll look into "searching only select websites on google" hehe

Sherlock hacks google

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I remember he sent me this... Ashk followed with numbers - username

https://www.edx.org/learn/google-power-searching/google-power-searching-with-google
 
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;uipeter sound nothing like Puppeteer though to be fair.
I mean come one, their algos probably do expect some degree of basic human typing ability :D
 
Jesus!!
Fucking!!!
Christ!!!

Here is the song of Google for 2024.

Temu, Reddit, Quora.
Temu, Temu, Reddit Quora
Temu, Reddit, Quora.
Temu, Temu, Reddit Quora
Temu, Reddit, Quora.
Temu, Temu, Reddit Quora
Temu, Reddit, Quora.
Temu, Temu, Reddit Quora

Your results are faker than your employees...
Your results are faker than your employees...
Your results are faker than your employees...
Your results are faker than your employees...

You fucking corrupt bitch!!!!!


I'm about to find a way to exclude them from search results.

Song lyrics inspired by Korn.
 
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Here is the proof.

They know about the issue well.

They call it "deep web" - what you don't see.

What you see is called "visible web" - the corrupt version.

Focus on deep web.

Deep web isn't to be confused with dark web (Reddit and Quora). Today dark web is visible web. :)

Man, I would love to order a fcking chinese toothpaste from Temu for 5 cents and wait 5 years for it to arrive!

Dark web is not to be confused with dark NET on .onion.

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:) :) :) SO SATISFYING!!!

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Look how random results from Reddit are shown. None of that is really related to search term. :)

Even those "meta descriptions" showcase that there's something wrong with their mental health.

Now to fix this:

bullshit is everywhere google -site:Temu.com -site:Reddit.com -site:Quora.com

Relevancy increased 500%.

Trying harder...

bullshit is everywhere google -site:Temu.com -site:Reddit.com -site:Quora.com -site:Github.com -site:support.google.com -site:pinterest.com -site:tiktok.com -site:facebook.com -site:youtube.com -site:twitter.com
 
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