Google knows I'm a Jr. VIP on BHW

Just got a notification from google assistant that automatic Jr VIP payment is coming up in 2 days lol.

Feels very weird directly knowing google actually analyzes your emails and stores data about them. I received the notification because a year ago i got a paypal email that the next automatic payment is due on 2020-09-07.

Don't tell me "what did you expect, google STEALS ALL YOUR DATA!!", i know.

Google, Amazon, Facebook, the big 3... They have all of us profiled to the tee.

So Many AI around here, So It's not a serious thing, Maybe increase our Smartness over than Google lol

@bartosimpsonio reports all Jr Vips to his inside contact at Google.

Google knows I'm a Jr. VIP on BHW
So do we, but we wont screw you

If you had a date due through Tinder they know that too! They will even suggest similar looking peeps to your date on Tinder just in case you are late.

BassTrackerBoats said:

@bartosimpsonio reports all Jr Vips to his inside contact at Google.

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Crap, I knew I should've been suspicious about someone so openly anti-google. It was a trick all along

Lychnobius said:

If you had a date due through Tinder they know that too! They will even suggest similar looking peeps to your date on Tinder just in case you are late.

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I don't need tinder thanks to all the weekend bhw threads with amazing love advice
(and also ba ba ji of course, i call him every day)

Mr Dingle said:

Google knows I'm a Jr. VIP on BHW
So do we, but we wont screw you

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I hope so But you don't know my google account thats connected to my gsc, while google does. Well, it's highly unlikely that they connect the dots this far atm, but I'd be surprised if they weren't capable of this in the future.

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BassTrackerBoats said:

@bartosimpsonio reports all Jr Vips to his inside contact at Google.

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very true I keep trying to make people aware of his deal with google lol, anyway most important point pay up fast otherwise you’ll go backt to being yellow

Aulig said:

I hope so But you don't know my google account thats connected to my gsc, while google does. Well, it's highly unlikely that they connect the dots this far atm, but I'd be surprised if they weren't capable of this in the future.

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Ethically it would be wrong to link the two, but Google's interpretation of ethics is open to question.

If you are interacting with something or someone you are letting data flow.

Say me something, you gave me more data about you than you might even think of.


Let Big Google enjoy's your data and serve you, because no alts will do better. End the drama

I like Google a lot more than it may seem.

I just like to test the overall mood about Google.

When I say something crazy and nobody replies, I know everyone is just as happy with Google as I am.

Here's a song I asked Phil Collins to write for my favorite company back in the day. It was a major hit on the radio.

D'you see the face on the TV screen
Coming at you every Sunday
See the face on the billboard
That man is me
On the cover of the magazine
There's no question why I'm smiling
You buy a piece of paradise
You buy a piece of me
I'll get you everything you wanted
I'll get you everything you need
You don't need to believe in hereafter
Just believe in me
Cause Google, he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Google all my life
Oh yes, he knows me
And he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me
Everything is alright
I believe in the family
With my ever loving wife beside me
But she don't know about my girlfriend
Or the man I met last night
Do you believe in Google
Cause that is what I'm selling
And if you wanna get to heaven
I'll see you arrive
You won't even have to leave your house
Or get out of your chair
You don't even have to touch that dial
Cause I'm everywhere
And Google he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Google all my life
Oh yes, he knows me
And he knows I'm right
Well, he's been telling me
Everything's gonna be alright
Won't find me practicing what I'm preaching
Won't find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
Google will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don't do as I do
I'm counting my blessings,
Cause I've found true happiness
Cause I'm getting richer, day by day
You can find me in the phone book
Just call my toll-free number
You can do it anyway you want
Just do it right away
There'll be no doubt in your mind
You'll believe everything I'm saying
If wanna get closer to Him
Get on your knees and start paying
Cause Google, he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Google all my life
Oh yes, he knows me
And he knows I'm right
Well, he's been telling me
Everything's gonna be alright
Cause Google he knows me
And he knows I'm right
Ooh yes, he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Google all my life
And he's been telling me
Everything's gonna be alright

Lychnobius said:

If you had a date due through Tinder they know that too! They will even suggest similar looking peeps to your date on Tinder just in case you are late.

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Whole another level.

BHW isnt a small forum, It have lot of programming done on it.

Mr Positive said:

very true I keep trying to make people aware of his deal with google lol, anyway most important point pay up fast otherwise you’ll go backt to being yellow

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Paypal should do it automatically with the subscription But I'll check to make sure it's active still.

rauza said:

Google, Amazon, Facebook, the big 3... They have all of us profiled to the tee.

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Been huge business for a lot of years now, thanks to your supermarket loyalty cards etc.

Now you can get items on reorder due to your shopping and usage habits.

Big Brother is indeed watching you.

This is crazy but we are all naked in front of them.

hadnerd said:

This is crazy but we are all naked in front of them.

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And Google is not happy that most of us are naked in front of them.

BassTrackerBoats said:

And Google is not happy that most of us are naked in front of them.

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They wish we were even more naked so they would see what we're all hiding under our black hats