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Google is taking search to the next level...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by dirtbag, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. dirtbag

    dirtbag Senior Member

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    thanks for sharing but this is fucking retarded.... no one wants to waste ten minutes filling out a form to search for something.

    If Google needs you to write a paragraph in order to deliver results, it is hard to believe that 90% of the people in the world use these asshole.

    http://duckduckgo.com/ <--- boom, you don't need gmail, +1s, voice verifications or anything else to do a simple search.

    SEO aside, Google is making shit more complicated than it needs to be... Stop trying to control everything and getting into social shit and just deliver search results God damn!
     
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    Agree with kegnum. Google is just getting stupid and I've noticed booleans don't work worth a shit anymore.
     
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    April fools?
     
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    shailzrocks Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Hey...

    we can avoid that by directly clicking "Tickle a Unicorn" algo... :p
     
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    Eureka Eureka...

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    :D
     
  7. dirtbag

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    Well this flew right over some people's heads, lol
     
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    LOL

    Damn... you know what... It's sad but I really wasnt surprised that they came out with this crap... didn't even occur that it could have been a gag.
     
  9. -Jericho-

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    Honestly I didn't even care. Doesn't change my opinion of Google and their worthless search now.

    I actually had to lookup "gerund" lol. When I looked at it the second time I realized that it had to be a joke albeit a pretty lame one.
     
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    i was laughing so hard at the search by
    Odor
     
  11. veheme

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    I see hate on April 1. :D
     
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    "looping midi music in the
    genre of" and "search by odor"

    made my day.

    These Google guys have much spare time in their hands, don't they? I also saw the MULTI-TASKING video they have put up on April Fool's day. It was really funny because I clicked the button without looking at the vid.