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Google Bus Vandalized and People Tired of Being Paid to Have Sex With Fat Google Employees

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by assphuck, Dec 21, 2013.

  1. assphuck

    assphuck Senior Member

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    Just saw this one online, with the funny parts in bold...

    "The people outside your Google bus serve you coffee, watch your kids, have sex with you for money, make you food, and are being driven out of their neighborhoods," the flyer read. "While you guys live fat as hogs with your free 24/7 buffet, everyone else is scraping the bottom of their wallets, barely existing in this expensive world that you and your chums helped create."

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/12/20/san-francisco-tech-shuttle-buses-blocked/4147335/

    It seems that some San Fransisco area residents are tired of being paid to have sex with fat ass Google employees. :)
     
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  2. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    I hope they washed their hands.
     
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    I hope not... :D
     
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    Lol, I'm..not sure how I feel about this.
     
  5. OnlineA

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    Median rent in San Francisco is $2800 per month for 1 bedroom. OMG! I can think of 1000 better places to live in all over the world for 1/3 of the cost and a higher living standard, too. How long until this non-sense ends really bad? The day will come when people earn half of what they are spending each month and then even the increasing credit debt won't cover it anymore...and...I wouldn't want to be around by that time.
     
  6. PrinceVisi

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    Take it easy man!

    If you live there, then move the fuck out and enjoy a better quality life.
     
  7. assphuck

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    It will probably happen sometime after the USA Flag at the White House is replaced with a Google flag. The NSA already appears to be helping Google by spying on the EU Commissioner who is investigating them for antitrust violations, and nothing would surprise me at this point.

    And about the washing hands comments... all I can say is that they best avoid the mayonnaise on their sandwiches!
     
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    lmxftw BANNED BANNED

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    I'm betting the inflation of the living expense in the Bay Area is caused by black hat spammers who make 6figures/month from selling services on Internet Marketing/SEO forums.

    MaCu take that to Mr. Page... you might get a bigger budget to fight people who overthrow your plans with just 0.00000001% of your weekly allowance
     
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    Screw living in San Fran, makes me feel claustrophobic when I'm there. With their tiny ass roads.
     
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    Fuck San Fran. $2,800 to live in a cold, crowded city filled with arrogant tech employees who talk about kale shakes all day. No thanks.
     
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    $2,800 for a 1 bedroom? Holy crap, that's pretty much Manhattan.
     
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    I can confirm that this is true.
     
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    "Cold"? Forgive my ignorance, but isn't San Fran in California? And isn't California warm most of the year?
     
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    $2800 for 1 bedroom isn't as surprising as some seem to find it...
     
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    California is a very big state and stretches very long latitudinally. It's at approximately the same latitude as Colorado, Utah, Japan... these places are not always warm! However a places in California like Los Angeles or San Diego will be very warm for almost the entire year.
     
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Matt you might want to check your bus. It's been spammed.
     
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    Lol this is hilarious!