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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Bartman, Dec 18, 2011.

  1. Bartman

    Bartman Power Member

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    hi guys
    I have good news and bad news
    the good news is yesterday was the last day of my acting class and I did not cry. I dont know how people can be so heartless, nobody gave a damn, nobody cried. but ok.

    I joked around in this class a lot. this one time, the teacher said "scientists have discovered that if a baby is not held, he doesn't grow. babies need to be not only fed, but also held by a woman." i said "I want to be 7 feet tall, can anyone hold me?" I made these jokes a lot in this class.

    a girl that was in the class always laughed at my jokes and she said "your scenes are so funny" I think she liked me. but I never paid much attention to her because she is not hot. she is not ugly...just average.

    this one time, she was working on her laptop and she had pictures of her friends. I said "who are those?" she said "my friends" I said "your friends are hot, unlike you" she got really quiet and I realized I have a terrible sense of humor. so i said "I didnt mean that...I mean I dont care how you look, i only care about your personality....I mean you are hot." she said "I'm not offended. I dont look hot because I dont dress properly" then the next week, I apologized again, i told her "i'm sorry about what i said, I think you are hot" she said "we already talked about that"

    then yesterday, last day of class, I realized all this time instead of fantasizing about that bitch that didn't want me, I should have gone after her. I like her personality and I think we would make a great couple. so I emailed her:

    "This is [my name]. I wanted to talk to you after class but you left so quickly. I want to get to know you more, let's meet up some time.

    -Sent from my dELL "

    she hasn't responded, so at this point should I forget about her?
     
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  2. Bryan

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    rofl this guy again..
     
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  3. dreadnought2020

    dreadnought2020 Junior Member

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    He's at it again. I wondered how long it would take! If she doesn't respond then you'll just have to let it go. I've never known a guy to like so many people so much in so little time.

    Good luck anyway.
     
  4. LBrown

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    You probably made her cry. I can't imagine if I liked a guy and he said that to me. She did like you and she was trying to help you. You are never going to touch her and that is how it should be.

    On the bright side, at least you have a more realistic view of what kind of girls you can get.

    PS I love these threads.
     
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  5. Autumn

    Autumn Elite Member

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    Another classic Bartman thread. :D
     
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  6. meathead1234

    meathead1234 Moderator Staff Member Moderator Premium Member

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    Threads like this make me feel a lot better about my own life :D

    By the way, you really need to work on your sense of humour. It's terrible.

    p.s. your best bet is probably a hooker.
     
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  7. Bartman

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    well, about the sense of humor, here is what i expected: i would say "unlike you" and she would say "hey! fuck you" and maybe punch me in the arm, and then maybe I would get playful with her.
     
  8. Fathom

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    That's only good news for you.
     
  9. bigg_capp

    bigg_capp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    My advice is concentrate on IM. If you make enough money you won't ever have to talk. Just open the door of the Lambo, then the door of the mansion, then the door of the 5000 sq ft bedroom overlooking the water.

    By the time you have to say anything you will be done.

    I think you lost her at "Hi".
    -Capp
     
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    memyselfi Junior Member

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    Until now I'm not sure if Bartman is a real person or a bot
     
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  11. meathead1234

    meathead1234 Moderator Staff Member Moderator Premium Member

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    You seem like quite a serious guy, so she probably just thought you were being a dick. I don't really see any way that could be seen as a joke. You were implying she's ugly, no two ways about it.

    You also try way too hard. Go make some $$ and maybe your confidence will rise so you won't worry so much about what you say/do all the time. You're just going to drive yourself mad with your current over-analysis, paranoia and general social awkwardness.

    P.s. PM me and I'll hook you up with a free copy of CLP. You sound like a nice guy who could do with a break.
     
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  12. t0mmy

    t0mmy Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    the bartman strikes again rofl, keep up the good work man! :rolleyes:
     
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    then when he earn money, he will lost his hair :D
    and problems will still be here

    and offering him free CLP is very nice from you, wish there are more people like you here
     
  14. permanentpeace

    permanentpeace Newbie

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    You probably won't hear from her ever again
     
  15. Ray Rolls

    Ray Rolls Regular Member

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    I have never posted on bhw but this post right here takes the cake lmfao rofl...
     
  16. Melis

    Melis Registered Member

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    What a troll.
     
  17. blackfairy

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    Yep forget it. Like seriously, it's just pathetic to say your friends are hot unlike you. I'm a girl too and if you would have said that to me, I would have slapped you right in your face :D
     
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    You're balding and you wear a rubber glove on your head. Take what you can get and consider yourself lucky. :crazy:
     
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  20. Getwhatchuwant

    Getwhatchuwant Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I see Lots of lotion and your right hand in your future.