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Good for a laugh

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Leila, Nov 11, 2009.

  1. Leila

    Leila Registered Member

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    I saw this today and probably many have before but it still is good for a laugh.
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    When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
    [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
    Try this out:

    Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section
    and purchase a rectal thermometer made
    by Johnson & Johnson..

    Be very sure you get this brand.

    When you get home, lock your doors,
    draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
    so you will not be disturbed.

    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
    so that it will not become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
    You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

    "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."


    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
    Johnson & Johnson.'

    HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
     
  2. uzzi69

    uzzi69 Regular Member

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    this is the best part....LMAO:))
     
  3. fear91

    fear91 Regular Member

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    Is this real?:prof01:
     
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