Someone has asked me to leave a yelp review for his account. I told him I will. But I don't want to do it for various reasons (too much politics involved, can't get into it) What's a good excuse that I can't leave her a review? I was thinking of saying something like "My yelp account is based in Texas, your business is not in Texas so that's going to raise red flags and they might suspend your account" but the problem is, he is in the services business so it's not so weird that someone is Texas is ordering his service. Do you have a better excuse?