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Good, bad and the ugly :)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Gogol, Jun 26, 2013.

  1. Gogol

    Gogol Elite Member

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    Just saw a post on Facebook. Do these remind you of something? :p

    Example 1
    Good: Your wife isn't talkin to you.
    Bad: She wants divorce.
    Ugly: She is a lawyer!.

    Example 2
    Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He is involved with the woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you!.

    Example 3
    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find porn mms in his cell.
    Ugly: You are in it!.

    Example 4
    Good: Your wife and you agree to have no more kids.
    Bad: She can't find her birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 15 year old daughter has it!.

    Example 5
    Good: You start telling your children about sex as they are becoming mature.
    Bad: They keep interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections!
     
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  2. PrinceVisi

    PrinceVisi Elite Member

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    ahahhahahah thanks man you made my day! :D

    Cheers
     
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  3. PrinceVisi

    PrinceVisi Elite Member

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    Teacher:
    Timmy why did you bring your cat to school?
    Timmy:
    Because dad told mom hes gonna eat that pussy when the kids go to school i was just trying to save the cat :D
     
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  4. PrinceVisi

    PrinceVisi Elite Member

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    China has a population of a billion people.
    One billion.
    That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy,
    there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

    (respect) but funny as hell
     
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    Rank 360 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    What could be more worse than this? Thanks for the laugh btw :)
     
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    santhu Power Member

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    Hahaha...

    3rd Example Made My Day...Very Funny.
     
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    lmao halarious all of them good way to start your day with laughs
     
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    Nice to get a laugh and thanks man.

    Unclemike
     
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  9. Gogol

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    Haha thanks a lot everyone!! :D
     
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    SpookSEO Senior Member

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    When good things have gone bad and ugly. Hahaha. This is a great laugh.
     
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