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Going to meet Matt Cutts.. what should i ask the prick?

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by Smart SEO, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. Smart SEO

    Smart SEO Senior Member

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    Hello BHW once again. My brother and I are invited to a university open day meeting for computer science undergraduates at Cambridge.

    Theres gonna be a bunch of people attending and Matt Cutts being one of them. He said hes gonna pop in for 5-10 minutes to answer some questions and im gonna try my best to get a chance to talk to him and represent this forum :)

    I need some questions if i get the rare chance to talk to him, obviously nothing rude but not too polite cause the guy has really f****d some of us up alot in the past few years.
     
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    3v0|v3 Regular Member

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    Ask him if he is on to you. Then proceed to stalk him for the next 12 years.
     
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  3. portugalkix

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    Ask if he wears glasses because of dark theme from BHW
     
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    His username on BHW ;)
     
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    Sorry but who is this guy?

    Can anyone point me to any thread of this?

    This should be an interesting reading for me...
     
  6. Smart SEO

    Smart SEO Senior Member

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    HAHAH! that would be funny man, would love to see how he responds to that but ill never have the balls to ask him that.
     
  7. Smart SEO

    Smart SEO Senior Member

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    Are you serious?? the guy is a lying idiot. he tells us methods that dont even work for crap. In some of his videos he says that article marketing is not recommended but all he talks about is , SOCIAL LINKS , SOCIAL LINKS , SOCIAL LINKS !!

    Fine then Matt ill blast my site with tons of facebook and twitter links.. do i see ANY difference whatsoever NO!

    Whereas article marketing makes my sites go flying up the serps
     
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  8. mytocents

    mytocents Junior Member

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    ask him which one of these products g00gle uses viagra or extenze.. cause we are always getting screwed
     
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  9. 3v0|v3

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    He is talking about social signals. He wants real people tweeting and +1'ing your website. Google is smart, they will know if accounts are real or not.
     
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    +1 for that
     
  11. BLIXX

    BLIXX Regular Member

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    "Hey Matt, inquiring minds want to know: Did you have to train to become such a gargantuan knob or do you come by it naturally?"
     
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    Oh he is just a guy who learns more from bhw about counter attacking his own strategies than he knows what he is doing.

    Just google him.
     
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    I'd genuinely like to know what he thinks the internet and search is going to look like 2 years, 5 years, and 10 years from now...

    also would like to know what they consider their biggest algorithmic challenge in the above time frames.... If they consider apple or facebook or twitter to be in a position to launch a competitor to their search platform... and any surprises so far with google+....

    he usually dodges the short term tactical SEO questions with a comedic quirp and the generic "quality" response... personally I get more out of hearing where their longer term visions are....
     
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  14. hameem

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    I'd ask him how google is handling the responsibility that comes with the power of monopolizing the internet.
     
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    When he retire from google ??
     
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    Ask him, "What kind of mind altering drugs are you smoking? Do you smoke crack? Do you do meth? Are you on PCP?"

    Also ask him if the dude in this video is his brother?

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  18. Ignition

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    Ask him If he want any seo service to boost his blog in serps.
    Will not charge him much :D
     
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    ask him where he spends more time : on Google or on BHW
     
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    Just tell him that he is the biggest liar. He kept saying that there cannot be negative SEO, and no one will be penalized for link building as that can be used to beat competition. but now all of sudden saying that blogs will be penalized for unnatural links.

    He is insane, and advice him to stop visiting the forum meant for intellectuals.