- Mar 22, 2013
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So I was putting a piece of furniture together, and to my surprise it came with glue for wood.
The edges of the drawers are sort of flexible/foldable, and you use the glue to stick them straight.
So I use the glue for wood that came with the package. I put on the glue, and I push the wood to close nicely the two pieces on top of each other, and the glue just comes out everywhere. I clean up the excess that came out nicely with a napkin, and I wait a few minutes. Then I give it the gentlest push, just to make sure it's glued, or at least getting there. Nothing! Nothing, as if I didn't even put any glue in there.
So I figure maybe too much came out when I closed the pieces on top of each other, so I put some more glue, but less this time, more evenly. I close the wood again slowly and carefully, glue comes out everywhere, I clean with a napkin, I hold and hold and hold. I do the gentle push to see if we have any stickiness. NOTHING! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
So I got some glue I bought to stick a piece of stainlesteel metal (not a large surface) to a bathroom tile. It's the type of glue that you can stick 2 planets together and they will never move. You know, the Good shit. The heavyweight shit. I use it on the thing I'm putting together, I wait a few minutes, stuck perfectly.
So... I would just like to say that glue for wood, or wood glue, whatever you wanna call it, doesn't work, it's FAKE NEWS!!!
The edges of the drawers are sort of flexible/foldable, and you use the glue to stick them straight.
So I use the glue for wood that came with the package. I put on the glue, and I push the wood to close nicely the two pieces on top of each other, and the glue just comes out everywhere. I clean up the excess that came out nicely with a napkin, and I wait a few minutes. Then I give it the gentlest push, just to make sure it's glued, or at least getting there. Nothing! Nothing, as if I didn't even put any glue in there.
So I figure maybe too much came out when I closed the pieces on top of each other, so I put some more glue, but less this time, more evenly. I close the wood again slowly and carefully, glue comes out everywhere, I clean with a napkin, I hold and hold and hold. I do the gentle push to see if we have any stickiness. NOTHING! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
So I got some glue I bought to stick a piece of stainlesteel metal (not a large surface) to a bathroom tile. It's the type of glue that you can stick 2 planets together and they will never move. You know, the Good shit. The heavyweight shit. I use it on the thing I'm putting together, I wait a few minutes, stuck perfectly.
So... I would just like to say that glue for wood, or wood glue, whatever you wanna call it, doesn't work, it's FAKE NEWS!!!
