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[Giveaway] Giving Away 5000+ EASY Rank Longtail Keywords

Discussion in 'Freebies / Giveaways' started by Visit, May 22, 2016.

  1. Visit

    Visit Senior Member

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    So there are zillions of niches out there, and I'm about to give 30 people free keyword research of my choosing - enough to last them the rest of their SEO careers (I mean 5000 long-tail keywords is a lot right?). FIRST COME FIRST SERVE 30 PEOPLE

    You can be a newb to a moderator, anyone registered as a BHW member can participate -no WF member admitted.

    To participate you just need to leave at least one comment in this thread. You can say something funny that can cheer everyone up - although this is not a requirement -what a buzzkill if you don't say something funny right? As IM can be gloomy sometimes. First 500 people will get a complimentary package with 500000 keywords (over a billion searches a month) because there are SO MANY emerging niches that are as good and non-competitive as some bullcrap like how to lose weight (this is ANOTHER giveaway).

    If you go on fiverr and compare it to what I'm giving away, it's like pretty high value right?

    This will take me around 40 hours to do, so be appreciative :D

    I'll close this thread after fulfillment or so and provide instructions.

    Be happy! good niches = success
     
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  2. krishnacode360

    krishnacode360 Power Member

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    I will sell these keywords to Bill gates and become the richest....

    Hope I get the list..
     
  3. knowing25

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    i am in for the GIVEAWAY....:)

    HERE IS THE JOKE :

    A couple of tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter's eye. "I want a bottle of your best wine," he ordered.

    "What year?" asked the waiter.

    "Right now!" bellowed the tourist.
     
  4. qazer101

    qazer101 Registered Member

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    Really unique idea for the entry to your giveaway, it's great to spread happiness! If you're getting bogged down in your IM work and need a cheerup, the best way is always to cheer someone else up :) Remember - nothing worth having comes without trials worth withstanding, so keep your head up and make sure everyone around you is happy - it rubs off on you!

    Maybe didn't make you laugh - but I hope you all feel better. This list would be extremely beneficial for me, but I hope whoever wins is also in need.

    Good luck to you all!
     
  5. razorsharp

    razorsharp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Hopefully they're not all this bad.

    Hahahaha ;P
     
  6. ravid32

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    Yo mamma is so stupid she called the operator and asked" how long does it take to drive to Disney world? "The operator said "just a second" and yo mamma said "thank you" and hung up.
     
  7. T2tkid

    T2tkid Elite Member

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    No funny comment but I need the Keywords! :)
     
  8. thegora

    thegora Newbie

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    I have just 3 posts but I want a free keyword because I have abs...........olutely nothing.
     
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  9. BlogPro

    BlogPro Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    I'd like the keywords too.

    However, you might want to read the rules bud. No selection or contests or sweepstakes. it HAS to be first come, first serve.
     
  10. TimeWarped

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    What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?


    A canoe tips!

    : )
     
  11. ravid32

    ravid32 Power Member

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    "contact me if you want to rank these 500 keywords on 1 st page within 10 minutes guarantee"- CEOSAM
     
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  12. TimeWarped

    TimeWarped Junior Member

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    Why did the girl stop dating the SEO Nerd?

    He loaded too fast!
     
  13. TimeWarped

    TimeWarped Junior Member

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    What do you call the # of times an SEO expert can jump on a trampoline?

    Bounce Rate!
     
  14. abhi007

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    Would love to get those keywords :)
     
  15. jigsaw23

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    • meh....
      A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says , uno, dos *poof*... He disappeared without a tres.
     
  16. razorsharp

    razorsharp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    For anyone who's thinking about it. I've already stolen 'thinspiration'. lol
     
  17. okazaki

    okazaki Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Can I have this keywords.
     
  18. Justkulboi

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    You talk about IM being gloomy? I suggest you change your avatar :)
     
  19. hi5blast

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    Review.
    I was lucky enough to get few review copies of the keywords,
    Keywords were easy to rank and while I am typing Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here,
    I love my new Lamborghini, its very cool, I love to drive , its so fast, so cool, much wow.
    These are the best keywords ever 10/10 -IGN
    10/10 Would rank again.
    OP Now please give me the kewords, Im In and thanks for the giveaway :)
     
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  20. Gameshine

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    Hey Visit, So I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
    hope this gave you a laugh buddy! have a great day!