Girls and Mind Tricks?

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A girl once told me, whenever the minute and the hour of the time are the same it means we're both thinking about each other. Now a few years later even though I've not heard or seen her ever since, every time I see the same minute and hour, she comes to mind. lol
 
A girl once told me, whenever the minute and the hour of the time are the same it means we're both thinking about each other. Now a few years later even though I've not heard or seen her ever since, every time I see the same minute and hour, she comes to mind. lol

A girl once told me she loved me. Now, a few years later, even though I've not heard or seen her for a long time, every time I pay the alimony I think of her.
 
A girl once told me she loved me. Now, a few years later, even though I've not heard or seen her for a long time, every time I pay the alimony I think of her.

OMG that is fucking hilarious
 
A girl once told me she loved me. Now, a few years later, even though I've not heard or seen her for a long time, every time I pay the alimony I think of her.

Incredible really how sweet!:p Seems like she is still f**king you then:cool:
 
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A girl once told me she loved me. Now, a few years later, even though I've not heard or seen her for a long time, every time I pay the alimony I think of her.


Bwhahahaha!
 
Yea, now i get fucked by her every month, which is much more often than I got to fuck her the last few years of that marriage.

My oh my she is such a giving caring person, I know this is personal but 'Do You Use a Condom!'
 
My oh my she is such a giving caring person, I know this is personal but 'Do You Use a Condom!'

Ok, we have a communication problem here, obviously. I'm being fucked rather than fucking - but then I always was more of a giver than a taker... But I do use a diaphragm if that helps.

Good to have this chat, by the way, and get it out in the open.
 
A girl once told me she loved me. Now, a few years later, even though I've not heard or seen her for a long time, every time I pay the alimony I think of her.

Me too! :) But it's worth it..
 
^^ I tried to visualize this but stopped half way. Still not gonna sleep well tonight. :(

But give or take, safety first. Some rubber to hold the blubber. Some coat to protect you on the road. A shield when you plow the field. You catch the drift.
Now to get that image of you applying a diaphragm out of my head...
 
^^ I tried to visualize this but stopped half way. Still not gonna sleep well tonight. :(

But give or take, safety first. Some rubber to hold the blubber. Some coat to protect you on the road. A shield when you plow the field. You catch the drift.
Now to get that image of you applying a diaphragm out of my head...

Just plenty of Vaseline, bend forward please and popp! there you are. If I'm not squeamish about being sodomized financially and mentally by my ex, then I see no reason why you should be squeamish about hearing the hard facts of a man's life in a post feminist world...
 
Just plenty of Vaseline, bend forward please and popp! there you are. If I'm not squeamish about being sodomized financially and mentally by my ex, then I see no reason why you should be squeamish about hearing the hard facts of a man's life in a post feminist world...

Watched too much Disney as a child. :redface:
I can handle the hearing about it but visualizing is a different thing. Shouldn't have done that. Also I am not making fun of your predicament, not all ends well in the real world and how long should one pay for loving someone?

"popp!" is not going to help me sleep either btw.
 
Ok, we have a communication problem here, obviously. I'm being fucked rather than fucking - but then I always was more of a giver than a taker... But I do use a diaphragm if that helps.

Good to have this chat, by the way, and get it out in the open.

That detailed insight into your privacy went completely over the top of my head so I passed your confession file to an independent matrimonial adviser

They came back with a suggestion you send her a love card:eek:
 
Watched too much Disney as a child. :redface:
I can handle the hearing about it but visualizing is a different thing. Shouldn't have done that. Also I am not making fun of your predicament, not all ends well in the real world and how long should one pay for loving someone?

"popp!" is not going to help me sleep either btw.

It's really more the sound you get when you pull your wet hand out after stuffing a turkey, but 1) I didn't want to upset you and 2) I didn't know how that sound spells. So I went with popp.

And don't worry about upsetting me. I got thick skin. It comes naturally after a while, even if you do use Vaseline.
 
That detailed insight into your privacy went completely over the top of my head so I passed your confession file to an independent matrimonial adviser

They came back with a suggestion you send her a love card:eek:

Mine said that too initially, but then she met my (then) wife and ended up suggesting I strangle her with piano wire, tie blocks of cement to her feet and dump her in shark infested waters. Towards the end she was more a witch than bewitching.
 
Mine said that too initially, but then she met my (then) wife and ended up suggesting I strangle her with piano wire, tie blocks of cement to her feet and dump her in shark infested waters. Towards the end she was more a witch than bewitching.

Again back to the adviser who asked does she still menstruate and if so send this!

funny-period-shark-tank.jpg
 
Mine said that too initially, but then she met my (then) wife and ended up suggesting I strangle her with piano wire, tie blocks of cement to her feet and dump her in shark infested waters. Towards the end she was more a witch than bewitching.
How would flying to some other country with a few fellow expats pan out? Not to sound too simplistic but alimony = screw you biatch in my book. ;)
 
It's really more the sound you get when you pull your wet hand out after stuffing a turkey, but 1) I didn't want to upset you and 2) I didn't know how that sound spells. So I went with popp.

And don't worry about upsetting me. I got thick skin. It comes naturally after a while, even if you do use Vaseline.

A wise man once told me "Communication is getting your message across." and you did. :) I knew exactly what you meant when I read it and that is probably why the picture to go along with it did too. lol

It is all in good fun, this is the lounge right? :) I will be up half the night now, because of you, but don't worry about it. Not trying to build a guild complex here, obviously. I forgive you...

:pirate14:
 
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