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Girl touched my shoulder today and I creamed my boxers AGAIN

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Sugirl, Apr 8, 2012.

  1. Sugirl

    Sugirl Regular Member

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    I was outside of a starbucks today waiting until there were less people in there so i could buy a drink cuz i have social anxiety. anyway i go in to order a mocha fappuccinno and when i come up to the cashier i almost forgot wut i was going to order, I see a sexy young brunette wearing a tight top, her breasts were pretty big. I start stuttering and she starts smiling a bit and asking wut i want, i finally blurt out my order and she says ok and anything else?
    then something happens, she taps my shoulder for some reason. u see im not used to a womans touch and this made me lose consciousness for a second then i felt almost an orgasm in my pants, i kinda froze up and said thank u, she said ur welcome in a cute voice, at this point i could not contain myself any longer, my face turned sour as if i just ate a lemon and i let out a pretty loud yell and my knees buckled, i could feel my boxers feeling up with my jizz. everybody was staring at me so i started to tear up and ran out of there, as im running out i slip on something and fall to the ground. i try to get up but its too slippery, i look down and its my semen on the ground, it mustve slipped through my shorts and landed on the ground. somebody started yelling that theyre gonna call the police so i try to say that i have anxiety but it comes out all wrong and i just get up and leave. so fukin glad im back
     
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  2. Leith

    Leith Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Cool story brah
     
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    LakeForest Supreme Member

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    fap-puccino. ha
     
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  4. kirkonpolttaja

    kirkonpolttaja Senior Member

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    If you want to bank on your anxiety, get a friend with cam to record your accidents and you should get writers guild award in no time!!!... or just sell semen to semenbank.
     
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    dafuq did I just read...
     
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    Don't you think a psychotherapist might be a better help than the Lounge?
     
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    nice story buddy! :)
     
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    I'm going to go rub one out!
     
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    I don't know which is sadder, you having this happen to you from just touching a girl in a restaurant, or your need to share this with us.
     
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    Find a way to make money of of it. Write an eBook or something :p
     
  11. Tony Barns

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    How old are you 13 or something? If so you should be talking to your parents about getting you a drip tray. I don't want to read about some kid having air sex with himself.
     
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  12. dheer

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    from where you are copying it and pasting here?
     
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    thanks man that's a really good method for making money. waitwut.
     
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    I was half expecting a "everybody walk the dinosaur" or a "spaghetti everywhere" reference at the end if this..
     
  18. kirkonpolttaja

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    come to think of it.... where is bartman??
     
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    i could have sworn ive read this same story on here somewhere except it was at a library lol. seems like we have a few of you guys here.
     
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    Thread of the day! :stupid: