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Girl touched my shoulder in the library and I had an accident...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Sugirl, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. Sugirl

    Sugirl Regular Member

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    I needed some help finding a book since i couldnt find it on the computer search thing, i see a young pretty librarian in there so obviously i wasnt gonna ask her for help so i looked around for a guy or an older lady for help but couldnt fine one. So i kinda paced around pretending to look for books but i was actually trying to muster some strength so i could ask her for help. I finally walk up to her with shaky legs and start muttering that i couldnt find the book on the computer, i could feel my face turning red and i started sweating a bit, she said ok and looked on her computer, she said she knows where it is and that i should follow her, i said ok. I started walking behind her and she was wearing some nice tight jeans, at this point i just wanted to bolt the other way out of the library as i felt an anxiety attack coming on.

    She found the area where the book was in and showed me where the book was and pointed at it, i picked it up from the bottom row, she touched my shoulder with her hand and said "did u need help with anything else sir?" I couldnt control myself and i felt an orgasmic feeling in my pants and liquid coming out, i cant believe this was happening. I turned around and looked at her with wide open eyes and i just froze and let out a war cry moan, she looked at me then down and realized was happened, she then screamed omg and ran the other way. I just ran the opposite way and blasted through the door, it was the back door so the fire alarm went off too. fuk brahs i dont know wut to do anymore this shiit sucks.
     
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    keinehabe Supreme Member

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    wtf is wrong with you :)? maybe it's time to get yourself some striptease / lap dance nights dude ! :) ... that's just wrong !
     
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    If thats a real story, you really should work on your self confidence brah. I never heard a smiliar story, just on movies or something.
     
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    Orbit143 Senior Member

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    I consider myself a bit shy but your story is supremely weird, even by "IT guy" measures. Maybe you should seek some professional help (I mean shrink, not a hooker but that also might help) ;)
     
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    If the story is true, it isn't that unusual - don't let the ppl here tell ya differently. When you are young and inexperienced, you could have a 'hair trigger' when dealing with someone that arouses you like that. First of all, I'd probably avoid the library for awhile since she would probably remember you... ;-)

    Other than that, don't worry about it... you'll grow older and more confident with time and experience.
     
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    Great, how i wish this tale never end, but yeah, all tales do end, funny one there, if that's real, guy, you've got a big homework to do.
    You're a Blackhat, right? Fkng SEO yourself.
     
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    You need more pussy in your life Bruh'! lol
     
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    You sound like a miscer to me
     
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    Best post.
     
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    Codythebest Senior Member

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    When you'll be 14 y/o, you'll see some improvement...But for now, you'll have to wait a few more years with that...
     
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    Honestly, as soon as I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was another Bartman thread hahaha

    But regardless.LOOOOOOOL!!!
     
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    American Pie
     
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    With your avatar and your name, we'd think you're a girl :S
     
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    That was hilarious!!!

    Sounded Quite distressed, for a minute there, i thought he was going to hit the librarian for making him piss his pants.
     
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    Reading this is probably going to be the best part of my day haha.

    That's unlucky but it will probably stop happening at some point in life!
     
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    You joking, right?
     
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    This story made my day, if its true then get yourself a hooker so that you feel more comfortable around women!