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Getting married? Got hot Sister-in-law ?? Check this out :-)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by fiverose, Jul 20, 2013.

  1. fiverose

    fiverose Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I read this and enjoyed, I hope you guys will enjoy this story as well. :)

    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.

    It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

    She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'



    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car :p
     
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  2. biznets2

    biznets2 Regular Member

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    WTF is this? are you on the right site?
     
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  3. ok888

    ok888 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Well said.........lol
     
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  4. Wap336

    Wap336 Newbie

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    lol,,,,funny
     
  5. alexistheboss15

    alexistheboss15 Regular Member

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    This is so old and taken from a video
     
  6. ezines

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    Hahahahaha... it's a smart idea not to have condoms in your pocket :D
     
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  7. dkdanielkli

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    Congratz, it's only the 23123125993th time I see this post.
     
  8. iManage

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    But wouldnt keeping condoms in the car increase the chances of the changes of a condom breaking due to the heat?

    There's a problem either way :)
     
  9. Gogol

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    I always keep condoms inside my bag. In case I am lost in a jungle, I can use those to store water....
     
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  10. fiverose

    fiverose Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Wow great :) Jk. I checked at bhw and then posted, But nver thought that you people saw this already.
     
  11. imdevil36

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    Hey Man you are Sick....

    your story..... hell.....

    Stolen Joke.... making fun of your self in front of whole forum. ha ha ha

    not because of the story, but stolen story.. trying to look cool ha ha ha ... what an.... ha ha ha ;)
     
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  12. mudbutt

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    hey men,

    u is sick

    Your response...hell...

    caNt understand Horse shit wot u said

    ..make funny of your image in front of hole forum. he he he he

    try to look cool and witty but making your self look like da stupid men..he he he.. what an.. he he he
     
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  13. nakaam30

    nakaam30 Regular Member

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    fake and gay
     
  14. johnny6667

    johnny6667 Regular Member

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    seen this one before, its a pretty good idea!
     
  15. Invoker

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    didn't your mommy ever tell you not to pick on the retarded kids?
     
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  16. Debugger

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    Ok i heard this first time..but seriously fell out of my chair..laughing man..that good morale..
     
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    Lol !! XD
    I had never seen/read this before! lmao!
    Thanks for sharing!
     
  18. Paranoid Android

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    old wine in an older bottle, i remmebered the moral of thestory when i read the subject line :D
     
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  19. Roparadise

    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    I thought this was going to be a story of a threesome with gf and gf's sister.
     
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  20. Conor

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