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Get Paid To Play With Yourself! Make $1 Million Every Month! EASY!

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by Diabolik, Sep 25, 2007.

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  1. Diabolik

    Diabolik Newbie

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    Hey Everyone,

    My name is Skippy. I have been a lurker here for the past few months. I have seen all the stuff with Spammer23 etc. and all the arguments and bitching.

    Well I just got the time to finally sign up with this site and I plan to help many people who need to get that jump start.

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    Note: I am NOT selling anything here!! (OBVIOUSLY!)

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    Rather than come in and sell techniques and methods for hundreds of dollars, I cant be bothered to do that. (I'm too busy getting paid to wack off) So this thread is about helping you. And I mean that. If you join me on this, you will make a lot of money automated. You can even afford to hire someone to spank your monkey for you after just 5 minutes!

    I am giving you this advice and my support completely free!!! Whoopee!!!

    O.K., I know this is the place to post this. Just got in, it is after midday and I am pumped!! (And boy are my arms tired) As in excited. (As in, I LOVE my job!!!) People are registering domains left right and center and Youtube is full of excited people waiting for the launch.

    Here's a few points about this revilutionary (spelled wrong) new internet era. This is going to be bigger than Facebook, Myspace put together. For all newbies, this is the time to make it big! Seriously, just check it out and you'll see why...

    1. The best part is you DO NOT pay anything!! Have I got your attention yet?

    2. Get paid every 28 days!! So that means 13 times a year? 14? DUH...

    3. According to the stats, if you only have 3 people signed up you can earn $2,391 every 28 days. I know all of you guys could get 100 and that would be $59,136 this is every 28 days folks.

    4. This company had to book two dates in New York because so many people wanted to see their presentation live!! (The World's BIGGEST Circle Jerk)

    Want in? Sign up under my sig to get the pre launch advantage cause if you wait you will have to pay for the opportunity.

    So who wants to stroke for dollars?
     
  2. Essential Clix

    Essential Clix Executive VIP Premium Member

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    PM sent. Does this come with a spank-bot as well? I really like spanking, but I'm too lazy to do it sometimes...
     
  3. Diabolik

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    Your spank-bot is on the way...it also includes a semen uploader!
     
  4. travs

    travs BANNED BANNED

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    I do. pm sent.
     
  5. Diabolik

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    Hey guys,

    PM's sent to essential_clix and travs.

    Seriously folks, you do not want to miss this.

    This is not a usual rubbish system or scam. This is going to be huge (Unlike my schlong).

    The company are making tours in the UK, US, Netherlands, France and all over the world. They're calling it Spankfest 2007 - The Woodstock For Internet Marketers

    Enjoy!
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    Get paid to play games? Where do I sign up?

    http://www.ublowme.com/3352687
     
  6. UrbanMyth

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    Let's have a look then
     
  7. HaRRo

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    PM me the info im always interested :)
     
  8. mfriedl1

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    Where to you sign up on the page your sig links to?
     
  9. pfreeley

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    curiosity has gotten the better of me ;) pm sent ... now I sit and wait for the wankin to begin :p
     
  10. Olly

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    PM me please you got my attention :p
     
  11. ytytyt

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    Pm me also please
     
  12. Essential Clix

    Essential Clix Executive VIP Premium Member

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    OMFG THIS REALLY WORKS!

    I am now making $1.2 million dollars a month!! All I have to do is click a button, sit back in my chair, and let the spank-bot pound the flounder!!

    SWEET!
     
  13. mfriedl1

    mfriedl1 Regular Member

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    so where's this sign up?
     
  14. gts6

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    but im a lazy bh. will this work even if i have someone else do the "work" for me (or to me, lol)
     
  15. Diabolik

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    gts6 you are confused. This is no scam.

    I am no newb my friend, infact I am a very experienced Internet Marketer and a Professional Masturbator.

    UBLOWME is going to be huge. Do you think the company would have spent thousands and thousands on advertising and making stroking presentations and tiring their arms all around the world if it was a scam?

    You are obviously not very knowlegable with UBLOWME. 1 in 10 people are doing this and also there are thousands of people ready for the launch. They've just added a new component where you don't even have to stroke...you get paid to watch OTHER people stroke! No it's not gay my friend.

    It will be bigger than Facebook and Myspace Youtube put together. This is a complete set. This is everything moulded into one website.

    You'll be able to play games with friends (like naked twister), IM each other with your free hand, have conversations about the job at hand, have a profile.

    You know what? I cannot be bothered to continue. I have brought something here that is going to be awesome. If you dont like it, then thats up to you.

    I am not going to judge you as you have judged me.

    Learn more before you talk.

    All the intelligent people here will see this oppurtunity as a lifeline and some will see this as the next step in their Internet marketing career.

    Only the few people like you will disregard it. And you will be one of the few who will miss out on thousands of dollars and a permanent smile on your face.

    Thats ok with me. But I would hope that I could convince you that this is the way forward, even if you go blind from fanning your noodle.

    I know this will be a success, I'll even bet you $100,000 that this will be bigger than Facebook and Myspace and Youtube - COMBINED.

    Regards

    Skippy
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  16. mfriedl1

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    If its free, I'm willing to give it shot....
    How long do we have to sign up?
     
  17. Diabolik

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    essential_clix, thanks for sending me the webcam video of you working...your dedication shows me that you will go very far. You might make a BILLION at the rate your going. You are an expert carrot snapper!

    Cheers,
    Skippy

     
  18. Diabolik

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    I'm sorry, but from your avatar I can see that you are a baby and there's a strict "No Baby" policy as your testicles haven't dropped. This leads me to believe that you probably don't have semen (which is a requirement)

    You'll probably say that you really aren't a baby, but I've heard it all before. Pictures and Screenshots of Earnings are always 100% true, so don't try to fool me my friend.

     
  19. mfriedl1

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    how come the link in your sig disappeard?
     
  20. Diabolik

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    To All The Doubters:

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    As it's impossible to fake a screenshot, here is just SOME of my earnings from doing this for only 3 months. You can clearly see that I've made infinity dollars...

    Convinced?

    Cheers,
    Skippy

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    Get PAID To Play With Myself...Where Do I Sign Up!!!???

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