carsonrathi
Senior Member
- Mar 12, 2008
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Lol...a simple method, hope you like it...
Step 1: Notice how stubborn George Bush & Co. are about having a fleet of very expensive and powerful ships patrolling Persian Gulf.
Step 2: Hire 5 small patrol boats to run an afternoon errand. Total cost: Maybe $250.
Step 3: Send these 5 boats in the direction of a very expensive and powerful US ship. Ask them to zip around for 15 minutes, drop some empty wooden boxes in the water, and shout a few insults into megaphones. Once the very expensive and powerful US ship looks like its really getting ticked off, have the boats turn around and come home.
Step 4: Get your story on YouTube.
Step 5: Watch the US panic over its oil supply. Also, watch as the market adds an extra $10 to the price of a barrel of oil, calling it a ?risk premium? or some other fear-based label.
Step 6: Do some simple math: Iran exports about 2.5 million barrels of oil a day. At $10 extra per barrel, that?s a daily bonus of $25 million. Every day of the week.
Hope you like it...
Step 1: Notice how stubborn George Bush & Co. are about having a fleet of very expensive and powerful ships patrolling Persian Gulf.
Step 2: Hire 5 small patrol boats to run an afternoon errand. Total cost: Maybe $250.
Step 3: Send these 5 boats in the direction of a very expensive and powerful US ship. Ask them to zip around for 15 minutes, drop some empty wooden boxes in the water, and shout a few insults into megaphones. Once the very expensive and powerful US ship looks like its really getting ticked off, have the boats turn around and come home.
Step 4: Get your story on YouTube.
Step 5: Watch the US panic over its oil supply. Also, watch as the market adds an extra $10 to the price of a barrel of oil, calling it a ?risk premium? or some other fear-based label.
Step 6: Do some simple math: Iran exports about 2.5 million barrels of oil a day. At $10 extra per barrel, that?s a daily bonus of $25 million. Every day of the week.
Hope you like it...
