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[GET] BHW Anti-Suicide SEX Guide - FREE Giveaway

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by djlest, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. djlest

    djlest Junior Member

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    THE BHW ANTI SUICIDE SEX GUIDE
    FREE GIVEAWAY

    By Djlest
    So......

    Are you like me, a big fan of BHW?

    Do you also have dreams of being rich and
    escaping the rat race
    to live in a tropical country, a big white house,
    maids wearing Vicoria's secret,
    and a pool full of glistening bodies...
    :bathbaby:

    Do you jump from one post to another
    slurping that juicy info to overload your
    cortex to the max?

    Do you dream of endless Booty dancing around
    your laptop, slapping at those rippling brown bottoms
    as your money is automated direct to you Bank?
    :dancing: :whee: :spankme:

    Yes thats the dream, the BHW dream....
    You got it MAN!

    :yeah:
    But each and every day you
    just log in to BHW and find new amazing
    Juice to absorb, you never seem to make
    a bean of money from it all...

    Whilst it excites you into a frenzy that
    you just have to read another, and another,
    and another post... again and again!

    Well friends, if this is you???? your not alone!!!!

    :violin:



    If you have found refuge in the BHW dream cream,
    but are yet to make $$$$$ to pay your internet connection fees...
    Its about time you woke your jimmy up and took
    a good long hard stick to it....

    :wink1:


    You officially have what is called:

    'Black Hat World Orgasm Dissorder'
    :y::lame:

    Commonly reffered to as BHWOD:yield:
    :hippie:

    Now as you fear the worst, take a deep breath!!!!
    Theres nothing to be ashamed of,
    for we have all been there and
    are perhaps still there...

    Jumping from one idea to the next...
    :stickyman:chino:

    One BHW mini orgasm to
    another and another...
    and oh yeah! another!
    Taking it all in.....
    But.....
    :get_ready



    That valuable elixir that only the gods
    have bestowed upon us to read as the
    select few in the universe that actually
    deserved too...
    :wof::blowjob:


    The chosen warriors of the internet, and here we are...
    squandering our Sparton rights to a revalution!!!!!
    :laser:



    Foolish in our pillaging, leaving it just to
    be forgotten about without taking affirmative action!!!!
    :moon:


    Oh alas!!
    The cruelty of it all... the blindness,
    the time wasted without seeing the error of our ways....
    when something is just so good you
    just gotta read more and more....
    :dito:

    "another post, oh just one more, this is gonna be
    the one i'm sure, this is the best money making
    idea on here im sure!!!"
    :happysad:

    Only to be left penniless after such a ride
    of uplifting marvel, for this was a guy helping
    another in return for thanks!!!

    Yes my friends, not a sales page, not some
    over hypes copy... i mere BHW friend trying to
    share his pillaged X Virgins for another to exploit....
    :beat4: :bukkake:

    The beauty behind such generosity!
    should at least be reciprocated in some form of
    action doesnt one think?
    :help:

    Jumping from idea to idea just never gets us any
    jam on our bannanas brothers and sisters.
    :chicken_w:banana:

    So take heed and don't be a jumper, its time to act!
    Don't go on suicide missions and BHW sexual rampages...
    Dont flirt with multiple BHW posts and ideas,
    try and have a monogomous relationship
    with your info and methods...
    :why:




    :333:
    Take it in...
    Process it...
    Spin it...
    Regurgetate it...
    Repeat...
    Develop...
    Learn...
    Grow...
    Become a pro!!!


    :super:



    That's what im talking about,,,,
    Take your ideas in,
    caress them,
    work your majic on it,
    then slam them into action!!!

    :headbang:



    Now im about to share something
    deeply personal with you all, i know
    your really the caring types, beneath
    those gangsta exteriors and biki clad avatars,
    i know you are all just full of love and
    compassion and sharing...

    :wink1:

    Sooo, i give to you something equally valuable!


    Here are my memoirs from my BHWOD
    annonymous rehab sessions back in 2008...
    :hijacked:

    This was the days i broke through with
    my addiction, i saw the holy light of god
    wearing nothing but a black hat and waving
    a glow stick to the sound of thunder...
    :israel:

    This was the becoming, the quickening, the time
    where life meets death and they dance together
    wearing nothing but Mankinis...
    :dancing:

    Feel free to replicate... i wish you the best of luck!!!!




    .............................................
    Day 99 - The affirmation!!!!:nemoflow:

    Im out of the trenches, money is sparce,
    struggling to survive but must continue....

    BHW - i love you, 'please save me from
    despair and a 9-5 job in Tesco'

    I will promise if you show me the way i will
    donate all my money to become a VIP
    and gain access to the lounge with no doors...

    I promise!!!!
    :embarasse

    ...............................................
    Day 101


    Sat down at my battle post!!!

    I took it easy...

    The wife had gone to work, pornhub was back
    online and i am empty and at one with the universe...
    :trink26:
    :cheer2:

    We are chilled and ready to enter the DHARMA of BHW

    I Login to BHW....

    Now....

    Without getting excited or busting a NUt again..
    I Scroll ever so gently through the list
    until a hot number that makes me itch appears...

    :bling1:

    hmmmm 'twitter' yummmy!!!!


    I Check it out and it makes the grade....
    I spill hot coffee with excitement but dont
    even feel the pain....:coffee:

    i am immortal,
    i am invincible,
    i am black hat!!!!


    :behindsof


    ....................................................
    A MOMENT OF WISDOM ENTERS ME
    :eek:wned2:
    .......................................................

    I am wearing nothing but my mouse pad,
    for i have realized the true way to make money
    is to work naked.... yes,

    this is the best way to avoid the electomagnetic
    fields and deflect them...
    :261:

    i have also discovered that shaving my entire
    body hair to enhance this process thus giving me
    more power and stamina againts the evil magnetic rays
    to complete the action beset before me.....
    :nap:

    ......................................................

    COFFEE Extra spoon for extra Lift!!
    :flypig::coffee:
    ....................................................

    I immediately grab the links then go make another coffee...
    Now I am about to do something that matters,
    something 90% of BHWers never do...

    I'm gonna follow through!
    :deadhorse

    I sit down again and begin to take affirmative action...
    I will not get distracted no matter what!!!

    Even if its MJ's Ghost at the window or
    Elvis calls me from Kingston Jamaica...
    I will Forget them...
    :marchmell :callyou:

    This is my time to shine....

    Yoda will be dust when im done!!!!
    :rocketwho


    ..................................................................
    :newangel:
    The DEMONS that DISRUPT

    :angel10:
    ..................................................................

    But then i find another post that sounds even
    better and bigger and more sexually compelling!!!!!
    :crucified


    A Post which sounds so good i could just
    eat it up and then some more, infact i want
    to read more and download the rapidshares,
    im almost about to do it, even the 60 second timer is up but.....
    :boobies:

    ahahhaha

    STOP!
    :23:
    yes......

    I BOOKMARK them for later....

    ... and continue to work....
    :focus:



    ...............................................................
    THE REALIZATION
    :hitit: :nutkick:
    .................................................................

    I realize that i could even structure my
    action with bouts of foreplay....
    I can set up my week so that weekends are for
    work and action!!!!
    :congrats:

    But weekdays are for BHW foreplay and bookmarking
    ideas...or vice versa!
    I am finally taking ACTION!!!

    I have seen the error of my ways...
    I have discovered that yes i have BHWOD syndrome, but its fixed...


    And now i am the eggman, i am the wallrus, and am KooKookachoo!!!
    :AR15firin:slomo::cupid1:

    ........................END OF MEMOIRS...........................





    So thats it.....

    I hope if you are suffering BHWOD this will
    entice you to take action to remedy things...

    In no time at all you will have lots of
    rippling bottoms dancing around your laptop
    to the sound of Bling automated straight
    to your offshore accounts...
    :bling:

    You can even use your VCC to order unlimmited
    Victoria's secret outfits for all your maids and vixens.
    :present:

    The BHW Mods will be proud of you...
    and you will thank them for it with masses
    of donations you keep sending them....
    :gay:


    So dont be a Jumper brothers and sisters....
    Dont commit BHW Suicide without taking action...
    ADmit you have a problem and fix it....
    :preggers:



    My crack pipe is empty again now so
    id just like to wrap up and say...
    :)Eyecrazy: :clock:


    Live Long and prosper folks
    :thefinger: :peace:


    Even if i have no links to give ya,
    take the above to heart and never forget it....
    It will serve more purpose than all the methods and religions in the world...

    Love yall
    Djlest
    :30:






    PPS... If you feel the above post
    was to make someting out of nothing,
    manipulating an ounce of wisdom,
    creativity to generate endless thanks
    and views, you'd be absolutly right!

    Now get out there and get creative,
    u dont need tools u just need to get started...
    The rest will Follow and youll be outta there!
    :abducted:​
     
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  2. zeroa

    zeroa Newbie

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  3. luccha

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    what a long post.
     
  4. TheSlugClub

    TheSlugClub BANNED BANNED

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    Error 500 : Internal Humor Server Error @zeroa
     
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    cuteserra BANNED BANNED

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    GOD Bless u .
     
  6. Silencer

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    Lol that was a long...and somewhat pointless post?
     
  7. towerjunkie

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    I thought it was funny.
     
  8. 2rst1

    2rst1 Newbie

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    Good post :clap2: I think I have some BHWOD symptoms :sick:
     
  9. kuzzi

    kuzzi Junior Member

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    I was like in BHWOD before but not now a days I do visit BHW mostly for getting help in my sections.
    but not mostly in making money IDEAS. and even If I saw any idea n I read it all then I just open another tab n start working on it. too see its going to work for me or not.
    every Idea contains different results for single individual.
     
  10. renegaderats

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    bravo... Encore