I'm in quite a funny situation right now. This is pretty much what has happened... 1. I'm coding some c++ in notepad. Not planning on complying it or anything, I don't even save my work. I just get bored, code something, and press don't save. Anyways... The teacher walks by and stands behind me. I don't even notice her because I'm not hypervillagant unless I'm doing something wrong (which I wasn't). She says "What are you doing?!". I say "Nothing, just notepad". She sends me to the office to explain what I was doing. They bring in the "IT guys". I tell them I was just writing some c++ in notepad. Funny thing is... They have no f**** idea what I'm talking about. They'd never even heard of c++. There convinced that I'm "hacking". So long story short, I'm banned from the internet at school. Why am I banned from the internet you ask. Beats me. 2. My teacher knows that I "cannot" get on the internet from school. However, she gives us this huge assignment that we have to do on powerpoint (hate powerpoint btw) with research online, and says that it's do by tomorrow and that we could finish it in class. I'm like "um... I'm not allowed to access the internet from schoool." She said, "You can do it at home." I'm like "no... I don't use windows I use linux and linux can make a powerpoint but not for a 2003 version of powerpoint (which the school users, I have no idea why)." Her response, "What's linux?" I try to explain that it's not windows or anything to do with windows, but in her mind windows is the computer, there is nothing else but windows. She's convinced that I'm making it up to get out of doing my work. She calls the "IT guys" again and asks them what linux was. Guess what. They've never heard of it either. They say I'm lying and that everyone with a computer has windows, there's no way for them to work without it. So now I have this huge project do and no way to get it done. Well, I thought this to be pretty funny so I thought I would share.