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FUNNY Millionaire question - first letter in English alphabet

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Junkfood00, Feb 6, 2013.

  1. Junkfood00

    Junkfood00 Elite Member

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  2. hatemachine

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    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the
    strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold
    M&M duels.

    Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure,
    squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is
    the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to
    go another round.

    I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and
    the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that
    the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of
    competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or
    pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be
    a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength.
    In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest
    of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack
    it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars,
    Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading,
    "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free
    1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set
    aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we
    will discover the True Champion.

    There can be only one.
     
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  3. Junkfood00

    Junkfood00 Elite Member

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    Haha, nice one hate. Now only if that actually did happen you, you copycat.
     
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    hatemachine... I admit that I have smooshed my fair share of M&Ms, but never in such a grand tournament style like you describe. I now want to go and get a bag, just to test out if the blue is in fact "genetically inferior"
     
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    haaha...really funny,,,,a c c a....
     
  7. Junkfood00

    Junkfood00 Elite Member

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    Wow, did I insult somebody else with this? I don't think so. No thanks you for the neg rep for whoever did it and hope karma bites you hard in the leg.
     
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  8. BrianKade001

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    I don't think you hurt anyone. Although Some people do have ego issues. I tried repping you but I just have +3 points. :(
     
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  9. bogacaslan

    bogacaslan Newbie

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    Haha, what surprises me is that he is not mad at all.