Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Junkfood00, Feb 6, 2013.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the
strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure,
squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is
the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to
go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and
the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that
the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of
competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or
pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be
a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength.
In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest
of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack
it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars,
Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading,
"Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free
1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set
aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we
will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
Haha, nice one hate. Now only if that actually did happen you, you copycat.
C for A
hatemachine... I admit that I have smooshed my fair share of M&Ms, but never in such a grand tournament style like you describe. I now want to go and get a bag, just to test out if the blue is in fact "genetically inferior"
haaha...really funny,,,,a c c a....
Wow, did I insult somebody else with this? I don't think so. No thanks you for the neg rep for whoever did it and hope karma bites you hard in the leg.
I don't think you hurt anyone. Although Some people do have ego issues. I tried repping you but I just have +3 points.
Haha, what surprises me is that he is not mad at all.
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