Funny Microsoft Error Messages

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by EasyMarketer, Mar 15, 2008.

  1. EasyMarketer

    EasyMarketer Guest

    My personal keyboard for windows computers:


    This is Helpful!

    OMG This Sucks!


    Screw Microsoft And the restarting...


    Tell Me About it!


    Like I didnt know this?


    I really wonder why he quit...


    Ain't that about a bitch..


    You suck!


    Get the guy who quit to resolve this...


    You guys got more :)
  2. crsk8andsno56

    crsk8andsno56 Senior Member

    Jan 20, 2008
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    lol funny!
  3. CapMorgan

    CapMorgan Junior Member

    Dec 15, 2007
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    Bill Gates reportedly once compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

    ?If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $2500 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.?

    In response to Bill?s comments, General Motors supposedly issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

    1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

    2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

    3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car,
    restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

    5. Macintosh! would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive ? but would run on only five
    percent of the roads.

    6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single ?This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation?
    warning light.

    7. The airbag system would ask ?Are you sure?? before deploying.

    8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in untl you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the
    key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

    9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

    10. You?d have to press the ?Start? button to turn the engine off.
  4. Chaos

    Chaos Registered Member

    Oct 31, 2007
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    Hahahaha! All of them were pretty funny!
  5. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

    Oct 21, 2007
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    THAT made me spill my "adult beverage"!


  6. umfaq

    umfaq Registered Member

    Mar 8, 2008
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    Great Stuff!