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Funny Joke - Little Johny meets President Obama

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  1. xplicit

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    Just got this and I laughed my ass off, so I thought I would share.


    Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words, and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked
    the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

    One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy.'

    'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

    A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

    'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

    The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
    Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

    'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

    'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'
     
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  2. Jcsarokin

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    Owned by little johnny. LOL
     
  3. ipodtouchhackerisher

    ipodtouchhackerisher Senior Member

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    lol thats good one
     
  4. djedje70

    djedje70 Regular Member

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    none of ur fr#$%ing biz dude!!!
    LOL... Good one...
     
  5. professional20

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    Lol thats a nice one!
     
  6. howlinghawk

    howlinghawk Registered Member

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    ahahh lol good one :p
     
  7. gatez

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    lol that was good
     
  8. mystery

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    lol I know that lil johnny! He stars in a lot of jokes ;)