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FUNNY: Google can't rank #1 in Google for "Best Search Engine"

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by pavondunbar, Oct 10, 2010.

  1. pavondunbar

    pavondunbar Newbie

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    Funny ass shit...

    You would think Google, being the "supposed" #1 Search Engine in the world...

    The best...

    Can't even rank #1 for "Best Search Engine"...on its own search engine...

    LMAO...

    Seems like we all should be optimizing according to Dogpile.com's standards...

    Since they are ranked #1 for "Best Search Engine"...

    According to "The Big G"...

    Just wanted to share this...:D

    Thank you,

    Pavon Dunbar
     
  2. clocker

    clocker Registered Member

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    I think they deliberately removed themselves from the SERPs. They are not positioned anywhere on "search engine" search.
     
  3. GooglesMostWanted

    GooglesMostWanted Regular Member

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    I doubt they would need to rank on there own search engine for the keyword best search engine. You even being on that website gives them that honor.

    I hate Google.
     
  4. wpbacklinks

    wpbacklinks Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    why google must rank #1 for that keywords!, because people know they are the best!
     
  5. shadowbox

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    What does it matter? The person searching for "best search engine" obviously thought that google was the best search engine to query that search with, hence them being on google in the first place. Use your brain bro.
     
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  6. ven0m

    ven0m Registered Member

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    ha ha ha looks like Big "G" is acting POLITE
     
  7. alexy2k

    alexy2k Registered Member

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    you just got into meta-irony limbo.
     
  8. Josh.w36

    Josh.w36 Regular Member

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    lol nothing funny about this....noob :p
     
  9. kkhill34

    kkhill34 Registered Member

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    Just goes to show that you don't need to reach first page of Google to get tons of traffic!
     
  10. RingRingMeow

    RingRingMeow Newbie

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    It would be funnier if Google weren't ranked first for "Google"!
     
  11. DFunny

    DFunny Regular Member

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    LOL yeah dude Google "can't" rank for blah blah. This thread is retarded.
     
  12. accelerator_dd

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    So what if they were ranking #1 and getting the visitor for the second time they would be counting that as 1 UV still in google analytics! </joke>

    But seriously, is there any point why they would rank? Showof ?
     
  13. bbrez1

    bbrez1 Power Member

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    Lol not that they can't they just don't want to. If they wanted to rank #1 on all keywords they could just do that without any problems...
     
  14. Standard Toaster

    Standard Toaster Regular Member

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    They are on page 8...
     
  15. shadowfax

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    They didn't create enough backlinks :p
     
  16. ┼blackrat┼

    ┼blackrat┼ Senior Member

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    And thus OP got pwned.
     
  17. khirad

    khirad BANNED BANNED

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    Google Sucks
     
  18. quickbrown

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    Even yahoo doesn't rank on first page too... :p
     
  19. LeadsProvider

    LeadsProvider BANNED BANNED

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    Maybe google doesn't include themselves in the SERPS, that's why it isn't showing. Everybody know they are the best search engine, you even used it as you type "best search engine".

    Just a tip, use dogpile.com and search "Best search engine", google will rank first.
     
  20. raidel21

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    Nope...

    shows dogpile #1
    Bing #2