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Funniest Shit I have Encountered on Fiverr!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Katarina, May 22, 2011.

  1. Katarina

    Katarina Junior Member

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    So I have been offering a service on Fiverr. Hold your breath, here it comes: I do videos where I fondle with my breasts while holding a paper with your name, url, etc..(yes, tell me about it). Helps(in a way) to pay for some college shit. I usually get some crazy instructions from buyers, but this one I received yesterday is just like a kiss from baby jesus, it made my day and I laughed so hard. This is the instruction a buyer sent me:

     
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    mudbutt Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    Can I get a review copy? :D
     
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    littlewebdragon Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    What's the gig again? :p :)
     
  4. surferket

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    What's your nick on fiverr? I want to buy gigs from you!!!
     
  5. ContentCreation

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    WOW! As if somebody actually expected that from you! Thats hilarious hahahaha!!
     
  6. pr0ject

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    I want to see your gig *cof* tits *cof*.

    /joking
     
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  7. Katarina

    Katarina Junior Member

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    Not really a sales thread guys
     
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    Your in a male dominated forum, you could have expected this lol .. I know what you should do ...

    Hire a massively fat man with huge man boobs, pay him to put on a bra and make the video, at the end showing his face and winking at the camera! ;)
     
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    I would still like to know your nick on fiverr , PM me :D
     
  10. ch8878

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    Everyone wants to check you out it sounds like
     
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    At least he didn't ask you to call him Susan :p
     
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    Where there's a will...
     
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  14. Katarina

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    I suppose your going to want us to write a review now...
     
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    real of fake?:rolleyes:
     
  17. Chrisss

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    Hehe - it's hard to decide what's the most funny part. The request from your buyer or your special made video for bhw.

    Anyway - I got a good laugh at both on a cold Sunday. Thanks :)
     
  18. Katarina

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    how dare you:eek:
    dont judge a boob if youre not a surgeon
     
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  19. thechairman123

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    I heart boobs. Wait...thats what we were talking about right?
     
  20. nethead01

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    thats hot lets just get married