Funniest Sales Letters

Let's post some funny sales letters

Code:

https://secure.ultracart.com/checkout/singleLoad.do

"Anyone (and I really mean anyone) can grab a 10... but not many can keep her interest in the bed. The next day, she'll laugh down the phone to her friends... then, you'll be "cast out" of the camp like the diseased leper we both know you really are... and then (to top it all off)... she'll be out looking to get her "relief" from someone who actually knows what they are doing. Someone like me."

ROFL

 

Here is the funniest sales later you'll ever read

Code:

http://www.buymystupidebook.com/

 

i was looking for that one!
funny!!!!

 

Haha atleast he's honest in his sales letter