Funniest Sales Letters

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  1. Oct 17, 2008
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    ricaum

    ricaum Registered Member

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    Let's post some funny sales letters

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    https://secure.ultracart.com/checkout/singleLoad.do
    "Anyone (and I really mean anyone) can grab a 10... but not many can keep her interest in the bed. The next day, she'll laugh down the phone to her friends... then, you'll be "cast out" of the camp like the diseased leper we both know you really are... and then (to top it all off)... she'll be out looking to get her "relief" from someone who actually knows what they are doing. Someone like me."

    ROFL
     
  2. Oct 17, 2008
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    rapidloot

    rapidloot Newbie

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    Here is the funniest sales later you'll ever read

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    http://www.buymystupidebook.com/
    :D
     
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    The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Senior Member

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    i was looking for that one! :D
    funny!!!!
     
  4. Oct 18, 2008
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    mtime88

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    Haha atleast he's honest in his sales letter