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Funniest Craigslist Response?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Five-0, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. Five-0

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    So i've been posting up craigslist the last week or so and I got a few funny responses/hate mail. What is the best reply you have ever got?

    This is one of the funniest, props to whoever took the time to send this to me. I post ads for free stuff and then use a sliced email submit. I guess she does have a point. But I do need college money.

     
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  2. BigHustlah

    BigHustlah Power Member

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    My best so far is the guy who told me he was reporting me to Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen
     
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    I can't remember what this one women said, but she gave a screen full hurt.

    I replied back: "No, you're wrong, this is not a scam. That really hurt my feelings. You should be ashamed treating people like that."

    She said sorry and to my surprise completed the offer.
     
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    I have done that too, a couple of times, acted surprised that they woud say such things, its funny how they come back and apologize.
     
  5. Five-0

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA To Catch a Predator thats hilarious!
     
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    some guy that wanted me to join his sadistic "family". there was pictures. oh dear lord.
     
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    OK this one is a bit graphic.. but SO FUNNY!!! You have to read it in the accent it was phonetically spelled in :p lol..

    Everytime I am having a bad day.. I read it and rolll on the floor for a bit :p

    -M
     
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    some guy sent- i googled your company name and didn't find it,so im reporting you to authorities.

    lol since when is it illegal,that a company requires a website listed on google ?
     
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    that guy works for google :rolleyes:
     
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    I went off on a road trip, and forgot to respond. When I came back to check my email he sent me...

    LOL. Feel bad for him though if he was telling the truth.
     
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    From my brief stint in e-whoring, a guy sent me back a picture of his naked lower body from behind (used a mirror for the picture) and asked "you likey?" Me no likey...:moon:
     
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    Ive never read responses lol
     
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    "I don't find your shenanigan bullshit amusing!! I am calling the cops." to the method where you "sold it already"
     
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    One time i got a faked fbi email "blabla reporting bla bla "

    email was written PERFECT

    but i dont think that fbi use yahoo email accounts ;)
     
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    gave me idea about setting up a cheaters website with all the Craig's list replies where women pay x to do a search of your ewhore responses to see if there husbands details are there and there response to the ewhore lol
     
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    You don't have any Crest whitestrips do you?
     
    Be aware that anyone trying to use Craig's List to accumulate email addresses for purposes other than stated is subject to $1000 fine per occurrence.  Hiding behind a an anonymous gmail account does not prevent the IP address of your computer from being recorded on CL servers.  You are not as anonymous as you think.  If you do not want me pursuing action with Craig's List, just acknowledge that your ad was fake and you will not use my email for anything.  Otherwise, I expect to see some xxxxxx's and xxxxxx's.
     
    The Dood has obviously fell for the White Strips Method Before, as My method has nothing to do with teeth. And LOL at the "$1000 fine" ;)

    If people only new.....
     
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    I would love for you to lick my Sahara desert. Then had a pic of his pubes. I think it means SEE HAIR A DESERT
     
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    OMG dude, so that was you, I was viewing CL as usual and there is this dude trying to give away his crest strips saying he cant use it for some reason lol

    You are doin' a great job hawke :D someone even posted an ad saying it's a scam ..He fell for it I guess