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Funniest Cra1gslist ad I have ever read

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by onthegoaudio1, Jul 27, 2011.

  1. onthegoaudio1

    onthegoaudio1 Regular Member

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    we are in really bad shape ,my wife has to go out on foot looking for a job and we have no food or milk for the baby, we got lucky and a stray dog that recently had pups let our baby latch on and feed for a lil while , we found a nice card board crate and are currently making due with temporary shelter by a lake so we can wash but without soap of course ,im not 1 to ask or beg for anything while in new york we lived in a penthouse apt on 5th avenue with a limo and personal assistants ,the most tragic thing happenend while we were on the way to the hearthealing ball to raise funds for the needy , a wolf rat had made its way into the limo and bit half or drivers face off and he lost control of the limo and ran off the avenue and i woke in the hospital with only 1 eye and 1 leg and half of both my arms not to mention that testicle ...well we lost everything we owned material and as we were evicted my wife found a nice shopping cart for our transportation, well she got lost and we wound up on the interstate , a trucker happened to stop and well we wound up here in wilmington the wife pregant we had no way of repayen that trucker for the ride ,so please if anybody has a new lamborgini or bmw or limo and a nice condo on or close to the beach with a swimming pool and well a spa and wet bar would be ok but thats optional ..it would be greatly appreciated ...
     
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  2. NitroCan

    NitroCan Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    HAHAHAHA

    How did her wife got pregnant with 1 testicle? LOLOLOL

    EPIC, MADE MADE DAY :D
     
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  3. gunur

    gunur Regular Member

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    Funny, funny ad :D
     
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    LMAO my man ,

    thanks for the dammm thing

    its fkin hilarious and i read it all;)
     
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    Such people are creative writers...:)

    Cheerios
     
  6. Fernando Torres

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    dude, that's how she paid that trucker
     
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    virtualc08 Supreme Member

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    Lol this made my day ... :D
     
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    LOL. The crap people will say!!! This is too funny.
     
  9. NitroCan

    NitroCan Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    LOL, I over read it :eek:
     
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    littleg2008 Senior Member

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    just to clarify, just having one testicle doesnt mean you cant get someone pregnant
     
  11. Fernando Torres

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    Yeah I know but you get less chance + Having the other one totally destroyed means that the remaining one is damaged, So less chances that can probably be almost 0
     
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    And a wolf rat bit off half the driver's face... This guy has a career in screenwriting.
     
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    the sudden population rise in wolf rats must be responsible for the tourism trade decreasing by 3.7% in the last 3 months.

    you cant go anywhere in new york without getting your face bitten off by a wolf rat.
     
  14. onthegoaudio1

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    I think the Wolf Rat was the most funny thing. It was alot more funny reading it expecting it to be a real post.
     
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    Damn you to hell WolfRats,
    Stop eating the faces of the Rich Limo Drivers!
     
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    Not to get too far off topic, but only having one doesn't decrease your ability to get a woman pregnant at all. The chances are the same as long as the one is working normally. My son had one of his removed when he was 6 months old and that was one of the first questions I asked the Dr.
     
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    Where they do that at?
     
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    They should have signed up for Black Hat World and they wouldn't have all of these troubles.
     
  19. verspact

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    LOL. Funny ad.