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FUN: Stupid questions SEOs ask

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  1. JournoNick

    JournoNick Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    You all know them - probably more than me - but here are some to lighten up your day.


    1. How do I rank no 1?
    2. What web host should I use?
    3. How do I get my links indexed in Ahrefs?
    4. How do you make money online?
    5. How fast can a car go if it is red?
    6. How do you build links?
    7. All my PBN domains got a thin content notice. Why did my PBN get penalized?
    8. How do you change your nameservers?
    9. Is Warrior Forum any good?
    10. How do you make money by blogging?
    11. Are links on Fiverr quality links?
    12. What is the best BST in BHW?
    13. How much wood can a woodchuck really throw?
    14. What is SEO?
    15. How much would you charge for SEO?
    16. Is this a good keyword?
    17. Is this a good domain?
    18. Is SEO dead?
    19. When is the next update?
    20. Should I disavow my links?
    21. Is Negative SEO real?
    22. I got my first client. Now how do I rank them?

    I'm sure there are heaps more!
     
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    22. If i buy your $49 value package, do you guarantee my "weight loss" niche keyword will be on Top of Google?
    23. If the keyword is dropped, Do you refund my money ? How fast?
     
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    24. How to get money in paypal without traffic?
     
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    26. Is SAPE safe to use on my money site?
     
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    #1. How do I get number 1 in google for my keyword?
     
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    27. Will you use WH or BH SEO?

    Bitch, please! All SEO is BH according to Google's self serving TOS!
     
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    28. How long does it take to be #1?
    29. (Potential Client Question) What will be my conversion rate when I buy SEO from you?
    30. (Potential Client Question) If I give you more money, will you rank me faster?
     
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    32. What should i do to increase my alexa rank and PR
     
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    33. How can I make money FAST to pay my rent? I don't need much, just $5,000 per month on autopilot will do.
     
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    34. I never ask stupid questions. So what are some stupid questions other people ask?
     
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    35. Please tell me how to make $X,000 in 5 days because {my family are starving|I will be homeless|I need an operation|my baby is hungry|I am destitute|I want an iPhone}
     
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    Classic signature of spoiled ones. I want a iPhone but don't even know how to play Tetris on a Atari.
     
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    37. When people talk about the Paypal monkey generator, are they joking?
     
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    37. If I know how to rank sites, why the hell would I offer to promote anyone website?
     
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    How many monkeys can I keep in Papal?
    I am looking for a mentor, I am thinking about paying Sam Massey, what do you think?
     
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    can i haz some papal monkeys plz.
     
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