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Fuck-this-God-Damn-fucking-mac!!!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by chickuzt, Mar 3, 2009.

  1. chickuzt

    chickuzt BANNED BANNED

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    Alright I will keep this short and sweet. Mod's ban me if you like, I need to rant!

    Time is money for me...
    Today, I got SUDDEN inspiration to share my collection of knowledge here at BHW. My knowledge from analyzing and reading hundreds of books from the top known bussiness leaders that have ever set foot on this earth, not guru's! This knowledge, I knew would help all you young ambitious people out there who want to go big.

    This is not necessarily a method, but a blueprint to a creating a multi-million dollar company with NO capital. Never been seen by human eyes before. Never sold as a WSO, never packaged as an ebook, never shared on a blog, nadda. It guarantee's success and is based on fundamental business practices. Based on the japanese motto, "Business is war."

    SO I started typing it out on this stupid fucking mac shit and about halfway through I said, "Let's save before I lose all my shit to some freak surge or something..." The clicking "save" freezed the word document. I had to restart the fucking mac.

    ...end result, I lost motivation to retype it and it REALLY could HAVE CHANGED many of your lives. At first i was pissed, until I realized I still know the information so it is not like I was lost anything. I was trying to do something nice that would ABSOLUTELY CHANGE your lives, but apparently Steve Jobs and GOD didn't want it to be!

    *Peace out BHW!
     
  2. tonlilaz

    tonlilaz Executive VIP Premium Member

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    i know this is old....but somehow, it seemed to fit the post


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg7Xh0m_Oco

     
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  3. Gogeta

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  4. The Scarlet Pimp

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    and then there's.............. linux. :D
     
  5. hotwicked

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    So you are blaming the Mac for the "word" document that you were typing using Microsoft Word? LOL
     
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  6. oldenstylehats

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    First of all, you need to learn to save more often and stop blaming an operating system for what was most likely a software error. I can count the number of times my Mac has crashed in the last 3 years on one hand and I use it in ways that it is not meant to be used.

    Second of all, check /Users/{yourusername}/Documents/Microsoft User Data/ - In many cases, Office programs will auto-save to this file. You might be able to recover some of your work. In the future, think about dropping Microsoft Office all together for open source solutions that run on the Mac like NeoOffice.
     
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  7. wakkaoaka

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    nice new avatar oldenstylehats. if i was ewhoring i would use that. Macs are generally more stable than pc's because of windows. Linux is the best though, nice and safe too as most viruses etc are made for windows.
     
  8. r00t

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    loool I laughed my ass off with that pic and video!

    On the other hand, I feel sorry for you chickuzt, hope you can rewrite it sometime!
     
  9. yragcom1

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    Mac 9 was the last great operating system for Mac. It's been crap ever since.
     
  10. havokb8

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    Theres nothing better than getting a fine cup of coffee coming on here and being told by you that you COULD have changed my life but it all got deleted so my life will continue to be the pointless useless existence that it is....THANKS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  11. Erik

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    Jesus, blame the mac for your MICROSOFT PRODUCT FAILING....

    That's like if you started repeatedly punching your kid in the face because you forced fed him rotten food and now all of a sudden he had diarrhea all over the floor.

    Yeah I know that isn't the best analogy but it fits. :-D
     
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  12. MontyzPython

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    This is a unique twist on the "hype" thread. I like it. Creative.
     
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  13. chickuzt

    chickuzt BANNED BANNED

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    I have an image for everything; right now I am thinking this one to be most appropriate.

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    *Interesting avatar Mod's, nice taste!
     
  14. thomas

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    sorry for your MAC issues dude, but do we really need to see that avatar of yours? WTF LoL
     
  15. virtualgeorge

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    Did you check for the file like olden mentioned? It may not be lost. It rarely happens but when I have a crash with a word doc open, the next time I open word it tells me that it has recovered a file and asks me if I would like to view it and the file I was working on is still there.

    I had the same thing happen to me and I lost a 16 page final paper I just wrote for a college english class. I kicked my couch and thought I broke my toe :)

    Now I am curious to see what you were writing about?
     
  16. proxyprincess

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    I agree linux is the only OS ;).
    So sorry about "our" loss hope you muster the courage to try again.
     
  17. jasonac2

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    Lot's of immature mac haters here. I thought this site would be over that. It's your fault for being an idiot and not saving every few words. Use a good program next time too, like Pages. It automatically saves your work instantly.

    Your fault.
     
  18. moneykz

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    I always use google notepad. It saves your doc about every 20 seconds.
     
  19. AffGuy08

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    Wow sorry to hear about that, but guess you had a lot more time typing this thread out here ;)
     
  20. aмillionaírе

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    Well can't blame mac... ever tried linux? I think it would be selfish of me not to recommend!