(FOR IM'ers) What's the coolest thing to say when asked "What do you do for a living?"

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  1. Moogle!

    Moogle! Regular Member

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    What is the best response to that question?

    I get asked a lot by my family, relatives, (neighbors lol) what I do to make a living and everytime they ask the question, I start acting awkward and my mind goes blank because there is so many things that I do (SEO, Affiliate Marketing, Flipping) and I don't think they will understand it. =/
     
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    Cnotey Power Member

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    I always say:

    I slang e-crack.
     
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  3. chad362wiley

    chad362wiley Supreme Member

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  4. Jonathan97202

    Jonathan97202 Newbie

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    I teach other people how to reach into the couhces of the world and remove the loose coin.
     
  5. imprint

    imprint Junior Member Premium Member

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    Bing. O.

    I do online / mobile marketing for offline businesses, so I just say a new-age business consultant, gets the main idea past (business consultant) and peaks curiosity on what's new-age. Might try the slinging e-crack though.
     
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    iulianh Regular Member

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    For most of the people I say I do not work and that I hustle lol when I am in the mood for some fun I tell people I sell porn online :))
     
  7. neo

    neo Power Member

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    Say you are web developer like Mark Zuckerberg ;)
     
  8. charles457

    charles457 Junior Member

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    I tell them I do nothing then they say ok, then I check my $5,000 watch
     
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    Adult movie actor/ director... works especially well when used at christmas dinners with your girls parents :biggthump
     
  10. axus_auto

    axus_auto Power Member

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    Spammer.
     
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    I tell them I sell Cherrios to college kids as Donut Seeds. :)
     
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    Stalli0n Junior Member

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    Just don't say entrepreneur :D
     
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    lol....:)
     
  14. prats2992

    prats2992 Junior Member

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    I tell them that I am a Business owner and a software developer.

    Tell something techy and Just make sure you confuse them lol.
     
  15. Lebron2727

    Lebron2727 Junior Member

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    i train dolphins

    i am a blackbox retriever

    pole dancing teacher

    i paint lighthouses


    i told them all, they are always funny
     
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    My typical responses:

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    • You know that guy who created Facebook? Yeah that's me.
    • I work for the NSA
    • I sell drugs via email. You know all those viagra emails you get? That's me.
    • I work for the King of Nigeria. I send out emails to people around the world giving them free money. Sad thing is, people hardly ever reply.
     
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  17. axus_auto

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    Oh, you'd be wrong.
     
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  18. JoeDownLow

    JoeDownLow BANNED BANNED

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    this is kind of surprising to me that people lie about what they do, why not just say internet marketing?
     
  19. PinguSpy

    PinguSpy Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Then they will ask, what is internet marketing?
     
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  20. ziplack

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    i just say i work on IM
    ppl dont ask further lol