Fluent 1337 5p341 Leet Speaker Applies to be Boyfriend to Facebook Girl

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  1. steelballs

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    Fluent 1337 5p341 Leet Speaker Applies to be Boyfriend to Facebook Girl

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    In the news yet again that silly site facebook?

    'I am writing to you in regard to the position of boyfriend.

    The student said she put the post on Facebook 'as a joke' but was stunned when she got the letter

    'I became aware of this position through the social networking website, Facebook.

    'I feel I am well-qualified for the position that is offered, as I am a caring individual and an all-round good person

    'Skill set includes: Being laid-back, having stability, cuddling, country music appreciation, tolerance for shopping, oral sex, ability to listen (read "really listen"), exceptional navigation skills and ability to prepare own meals.'

    In a bid to bolster his appeal as boyfriend material, the suitor also boasts of his competence as a gamer.

    He added: 'I understand the ability to play video games is a desirable trait. While holding an xBox Live Platinum account, I was able to remain on the Call Of Duty two and three top 10 leader boards for a seven-month period.

    'I have become competent with Sony Playstation 3 entertainment system and I am also fluent in 1337 5p341< [leet speak, a secret language used by internet enthusiasts].

    'I have included my resume of qualifications with this letter. I certainly hope to have an opportunity to work with you, your friends, and your family.

    'I firmly believe that my past experiences, education and skills make me a very good fit for your boyfriend position.'

    Source : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2197438/Man-writes-application-letter-woman-said-Facebook-looking-boyfriend.html#ixzz25PllmJ2d

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  2. Black.Star

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    Nice troll 8/10 would read again.

    (There is nothing else really to comment about, lol)
     
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    Looks like these days anything can be seen on the Daily Mail.
     
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    Yes it has joined all the rest of the UK gutter press :eek:
     
  5. IamNRE

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    what da heck is 1337 and Leet ?
     
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  6. steelballs

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    Good question you need to ask that fat dopey geek in the OP image that ;)

    Or if that motherf**ker does not know ask The Daily Mail UK
     
  7. techcrunked

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    lol wut?
     
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    agree....... I love leets language