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Fiverr Failing aka nice guys lose

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by IntensE, Jun 20, 2011.

  1. IntensE

    IntensE Power Member

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    Ok so I just started doing some stuff on fiverr for some quick cash so i can pay my dedicated all from fiverr money but with my first gig I got like 120 views and no orders. Now I don't get angry or something i'll keep trying but I'm at least offering SOMETHING for the clients (photoshop related)...

    ...BUT NOW
    I see this gig: http://fiverr.com/users/haleylujah/gigs/dance-to-an-entire-song-of-your-choice-in-a-hot-dog-costume
    which shows (besides that girls are stupid) that even though I try to make something useful, retarded gigs still win.

    A girl dancing in a hot dog costume, ok I admit it IS funny in some sort of way, but still I didn't expected she would get so many orders !

    She has 4 or 5 gigs with a total of 200 and something positive reviews. Just with those she banked over 1000$ and who knows how much more.

    Guess I should get myself all wet with baby oil and sing some britney spears song on the toilet while taking a shit and holding a paper with the guys company name. Maybe that will bring more sales.

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  2. tonlilaz

    tonlilaz Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Pple like to be entertained....

    "I will photoshop your ex's face on a naked body and post it on cl in your town'

    Bet ya pole will pay for that!
     
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    the word "she" is advantage on internet
     
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    timothywcrane Power Member

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    Look for a half naked girl on youtube doing some sign flipping for an extended period of time. Split the file up in your favourite editor, and redo the name on the sign for each client. Then create a profile of the same chick with a perfectly new seductive name, and sell your services to dipshits with a new business and no self control when it comes to spending their ad budgets on Fiverr broads.
     
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  5. thinkinghat

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    well,,what can i say,,you are correct to some extent...i just clicked your link to see what the gig is and i got a pop up saying

    i also started fiverr to make some extra cash in my spare time 2-3 months back....i provide solid service for which ppl pay good $$$ outta fiverr...try something different..
     
  6. tonlilaz

    tonlilaz Executive VIP Premium Member

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    The creativity on this board never ceases to amaze me.....
     
  7. zerocoolflo

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    Eh, we have to admit that this is funny as hell, I might even pay 5 dollars to do the banana dance with a hotdog...

    off topic: how's your adsense sites ?
     
  8. k2date

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    Perhaps you could do your photoshopping while dressed like a doughnut?
     
  9. tonlilaz

    tonlilaz Executive VIP Premium Member

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    or photoshopping while video taping yourself eating doughnuts....it's 2011 dude....there is no such thing as shame or anything too ridiculus to be tapped and watched on youtube......


    :D

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    Fiverr dominated by entertaining stuff, no one buy any good and technical stuff any more.
     
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    I love bhw.
     
  12. IntensE

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    lmao funny and good replies in this thread, thanks guys :)
     
  13. seo jack

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    LOL! Great start to the day!
     
  14. Sombrero

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    meh, i dunoo you guys but I prefer a sexy chick.